Rumorzone: FF7 Rebirth selling half as well as Remake

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Wonder what it could've done to stay as relevant as, say, God of War.
All the stars in the sky are waiting for you.
If you want to see how well a straight remake will do, you'll get your shot with the FFIX one (although I imagine its break-even point will be much lower)

also can we not even vaguely discuss the Rebirth ending yet

Very slow gamer here who's like halfway through the game currently
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Sephiroth is absolutely a product of the 90s.

The AWESOME part of the 90s.
It's like paying for bubble wrap. -transience on Final Fantasy: All the Bravest
MacArrowny posted...
Wonder what it could've done to stay as relevant as, say, God of War.
For a narrative game it's all about the pathos of the story. God of War very smartly transitioned from edgy badass pathos to somber dad pathos, which was trendy at the time. And of course the marketing was flawless in explaining to people how different the game was and how "evolved" and "modern" and "grown up" it became. It really sold itself as a 2020s game.

XVI marketing seemed really weak in general. I don't know anything about the characters, conflict, overall pathos. It's GoT-ish, but after season 8? They forgot that no one actually cares about the political parts of GoT, only about the boobs and violence, and most importantly, the somber dad main character. Combat looked 10 years old too.

There's just no somber dads in FF. If Nier can change their whole game to add a somber dad, why can't FF? And now they missed the trend so they can't do it anymore. I guess there's the hunger games trend that they could try, or super hero stuff. Those would work well with the FF formula. Or try to go for a more cutting edge Gen Alpha trend. What would that be? Riverdale or Euphoria or something
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foolm0r0n posted...
What would that be? Riverdale or Euphoria or something

Euphoria would just be a FF8 remake with more opioids
If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
#theresafreakingghostafterus
foolm0r0n posted...
If Nier can change their whole game to add a somber dad, why can't FF?
The cute boy version of Nier sold way better than the somber dad version.

And the hot girl sequel sold way better than either.

foolm0r0n posted...
Or try to go for a more cutting edge Gen Alpha trend. What would that be? Riverdale or Euphoria or something
Baldur's Gate 3 is the big Gen Alpha game.
All the stars in the sky are waiting for you.
foolm0r0n posted...
XVI marketing seemed really weak in general. I don't know anything about the characters, conflict, overall pathos. It's GoT-ish, but after season 8? They forgot that no one actually cares about the political parts of GoT, only about the boobs and violence, and most importantly, the somber dad main character.

Is this a take from May 2011
I just decided to change this sig.
Blaaaaaaargh azuarc
XVI is a concept from 2011 yes
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MacArrowny posted...
And the hot girl sequel sold way better than either.
Hot girls are back in so that makes sense. Also bondage.

Where's Nomura's belts and chains when we need him most??

MacArrowny posted...
Baldur's Gate 3 is the big Gen Alpha game.
Actually great point. Maybe going back to actual RPG roots is what FF needs? Less epic linear anime storylines.

Also doesn't help that Persona has becomes THE game for an epic anime storyline. No one really looks at FF for that anymore.
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Hot girls never left
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They really did for a while. And now it's all AI generated ""hot""" """girls""" so we're entering back into a dark age.
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when was the era when companies stopped putting hot girls into games
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Hilarious timing:

https://www.pushsquare.com/news/2024/04/final-fantasy-16-successfully-expanded-the-series-to-new-younger-players-says-square-enix
I just decided to change this sig.
Blaaaaaaargh azuarc
Leonhart4 posted...
when was the era when companies stopped putting hot girls into games

Somewhere around the last of us 2
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Hot take(?): Abby can get it
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gamefaqs has just banned hornyposting, but I stand by that statement
If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
#theresafreakingghostafterus
Am I going to catch a NKL for Spongebobbing at some point
Vanille came in just under the wire there.

RIP Tifa propaganda though
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LOL

how is hornyposting defined??
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LightningStrikes posted...
Hilarious timing:

https://www.pushsquare.com/news/2024/04/final-fantasy-16-successfully-expanded-the-series-to-new-younger-players-says-square-enix
This implies that a lot of the oldheads complaining about FF16 never played it

Which tracks
It's Reyn Time.
FFDragon posted...
gamefaqs has just banned hornyposting, but I stand by that statement
It was always banned! You can post stuff like that as much as you ever did.
All the stars in the sky are waiting for you.
KamikazePotato posted...
This implies that a lot of the oldheads complaining about FF16 never played it

Which tracks
Yeah, people who actually played it seem pretty positive on it in general. I think it's very good!
All the stars in the sky are waiting for you.
FFDragon posted...
Vanille came in just under the wire there.

RIP Tifa propaganda though

This is the break Aerith needed
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ah yes, just what aerith needs, another chance
If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
#theresafreakingghostafterus
FFDragon posted...
ah yes, just what aerith needs, another chance

No promises though
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I'm excited for this to be Aerith's year, only for Fandom to shut down the forums before she wins.
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foolm0r0n posted...
They forgot that no one actually cares about the political parts of GoT, only about the boobs and violence

This is actually the only thing they learned from Game of Thrones, they forgot to write characters beyond those two things for 90% of the cast and basically didn't try to write politics
I definitely did not forget to put the 2020 GOTD Guru winner, azuarc in my sig!
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HeroDelTiempo17 posted...
This is actually the only thing they learned from Game of Thrones, they forgot to write characters beyond those two things for 90% of the cast and basically didn't try to write politics
Wow. Their marketing really screwed up then.
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Leonhart4 posted...
when was the era when companies stopped putting hot girls into games
2000s, esp Assassin's Creed era. Early 3D just wasn't good for hot non-anthro girls.
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I feel like the PS3 and Xbox 360 had plenty of games with hot girls in them

MGS4 even had a baddie squad made up of real world supermodels
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Kojima maxed out the PS3 and camera scanning tech of the time just so he could get his fav models in a game, way ahead of his time. And everyone shat on him for it.
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You will be ashamed of your actions
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foolm0r0n posted...
2000s, esp Assassin's Creed era. Early 3D just wasn't good for hot non-anthro girls.
Psh, that's the era when people were super horny for Bioware girls.
All the stars in the sky are waiting for you.
Dead or Alive 4 was literally an early Xbox 360 game.
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MacArrowny posted...
Bioware girls
God what a desperate time. Miranda's ass carried the entire industry solo for nearly a decade.

WhiteLens posted...
Dead or Alive 4 was literally an early Xbox 360 game.
Those were comparable to modern AI girls.
_foolmo_
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I remember when Fox News was getting up in arms about all the kinky alien sex in Mass Effect

But not to be outdone, Fandom is trying to get rid of hornyposting
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Not just Fox News, the game was banned in Singapore!
I just decided to change this sig.
Blaaaaaaargh azuarc
We live in a world where the game of the year 2023 had helicopter dick physics

How can you in good conscience ban hornyposting now of all times?
If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
#theresafreakingghostafterus
foolm0r0n posted...
God what a desperate time. Miranda's ass carried the entire industry solo for nearly a decade.
Bayonetta's ass was out there before Miranda's! Honestly I'm wondering if we have those two to thank for the industry-wide trend of huge asses that eventually led to 2B and stuff like even BotW Zelda having a huge donk
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Leonhart4 posted...
I remember when Fox News was getting up in arms about all the kinky alien sex in Mass Effect

But not to be outdone, Fandom is trying to get rid of hornyposting
Was that the time that the games industry found an unlikely ally in Jack Thompson?

I know there was one time where he unexpectedly came in and was like "y'all are being ridiculous"
May you find your book in this place.
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https://twitter.com/Genki_JPN/status/1780404754063241365

Yeah, take that Princess Peach: Showtime!

Though this part in the article got to me:

Rebirth also sold almost triple the number of copies managed by the next best-selling game of the month: Nintendo's Princess Peach: Showtime, which debuted with 105,000 copies sold after two weeks. That's more than double the 49,000 that Super Princess Peach for the Nintendo DS sold at launch 19 years ago .

lol
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Unicorn Overlord being noteable enough to be in the conversation is plenty for me.

500k reach a few weeks ago, on the way to a million!
https://i.ibb.co/Twbb1b6/20240223-211737.jpg
https://youtu.be/qj9p6IFSlnk?si=cZ5L4OPM0TjVjwCD
that did feel like a fluffy hype press release, but "Square Enix beat Nintendo in boxed game revenue for March and ended Nintendos 8 month #1 revenue streak" feels a little more substantive.

.........on further reflection, the 8 months being July through February, so FFXVI in June I guess? nothing else to break the Nintendo stranglehold in that time? I guess BG3 was mostly online and/or not as popular in Japan?

Also wondering if the "top game for March" includes pre-orders and February 29 sales or not.
Too hard 4 me
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That's extremely stupid and harmful to the game industry and gamers in particular actually
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Unicorn Overlord would've been #2 on that chart, except for them splitting up the consoles it's on. Ah well.
All the stars in the sky are waiting for you.
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