What's the dumbest sidequest idea that's ever been in an RPG?

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Leonhart4 posted...
FFIX is a game full of terrible sidequests and Mognet
Wow, this is some real blasphemy against Chocobo Hot & Cold!

(FFIX does have some other really bad sidequests, though, notably Hippaul racing and jump rope)
Congrats to azuarc , GotD2 Guru champ!