What's the dumbest sidequest idea that's ever been in an RPG?

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Raka_Putra posted...
Something from Yakuza: Like a Dragon, probably.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/4/5/AAGJd8AAD5Id.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/LabbRyN.jpg
raytan and Kana are on opposite ends of the Awesome Spectrum.