What's the dumbest sidequest idea that's ever been in an RPG?

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AllHeDoesIsWin posted...
I feel like this is the Yakuza series summed up. It's to the point where a good portion of the fanbase considers the main story and the side quests to be two different canons.
The real estate sidequest while the main story has you hiding from a Yakuza family deep in real estate in Y0 beyond baffling.
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