What's the dumbest sidequest idea that's ever been in an RPG?

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This is an interesting idea but I'm having a hard time coming up with a good answer

I think I would definitely lean toward side quests that are physically hard or impossible to do (for some people)? Surely there's something that doesn't respect colorblind people. I know I was never able to do the lightning bolt thing in Final Fantasy X because my reaction speed just wasn't physically fast enough, and surely people with motor issues ran into that problem there and with other side quests.
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