Only those with PhD will get this Question RIGHT!! Can you answer it????

Board 8

Why does this question assume "you" have two nipples? Everyone knows I lost my nipple in a terrorist attack years ago. I tell that story all the time. That's why my alt account is called OneNippleGamer.
Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan