Ketchup on hard-boiled egg

Board 8

Ketchup is fine for eggs cooked variously when combined with hashbrowns and sausage, but eggs and ketchup alone is weird at best*; on something like a hard-boiled egg, it's completely unconscionable.

*I used to eat ketchup with scrambled eggs, but grew out of that habit years ago
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