https://www.cnn.com/2025/10/27/world/boy-swallowed-high-powered-magnets-intl-hnk
If a 13yo can eat 100 magnets, a 78yo with dementia and the personality of a 13yo might also.
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch