I think it's time to select new animals for the two parties.

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Current Events » I think it's time to select new animals for the two parties.
Animals that better represent them, especially since the origins of each aren't particularly inspired anyway (the donkey was picked for the meme because people called Jackson a jackass and the elephant was picked because everyone was ignoring 'the elephant in the room' or something, I was too bored to read further).

I'm open to ideas, but here are my suggestions:

Republicans: Wasp. The wasp is the big bad asshole of the ecosystem. It stings foes, it stings friends, it stings neutrals. It stings anything it can point its ass at except other wasps. It's a being of pure hate, angry from the moment it's born and desperate to make sure nobody is having a good time anywhere it goes.

Democrats: Chihuahua. The chihuahua is a shivering little asshole that likes to act tough and hard until it faces any opposition whatsoever. Then it yelps and runs away with its tail between its legs. It has a big bark but very little bite both figuratively and literally. Not the kind of dog that should be protecting the home. But you bring it home anyway because hey, at least it's not a wasp.

Also, we need a new party. Is green taken? Their mascot could be the T-rex. How do we make this happen?
There's a time and place for everything... but not now.
No vertebrate can be the mascot for Democrats.
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Maybe they can use Pokemon
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Republican- scorpion

Democrats- frog
http://i.imgur.com/XAMp8.jpg
Nah, a jackass is perfect for Democrats. It should be one that's giving a middle finger to the viewer though with a wad of cash in the other hand.

Elephants are awesome and shouldn't be associated with Republicans though. Maybe a mosquito would be appropriate. Or a pitbull.
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Republicans: Mosquito

Democrats: Angler Fish
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Republicans would be that invasive species bug or a leech. Democrats would be worms.
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Republican: Honey Badger. Picking fights with anyone and everyone for no reason, they don't care what you look like, you did something to piss them off.
Democrats: Sloth. They have all the tools to be a vicious foe, but they are too damn slow and forgetful to use them.
Current Events » I think it's time to select new animals for the two parties.