I finally did it. I made the porn star bread loaf.

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Current Events » I finally did it. I made the porn star bread loaf.
pinky0926
11/08/2025
08:19 AM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/6cac5165.jpg

Ta da
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pinky0926
11/08/2025
08:20 AM
#2
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/45b15492.jpg

The boule was a little less impressive but still pretty nice
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-Crissaegrim-
11/08/2025
08:22 AM
#4
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/270cc029.jpg
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MrResetti
11/08/2025
08:22 AM
#5
Brykner posted...
Am I.. am I missing some context here..?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8b426d8e.jpg

He sources his yeast from?
pinky0926
11/08/2025
08:26 AM
#6
Brykner posted...
Am I.. am I missing some context here..?


Making bread is easy and making tasty bread isn't too difficult, but making pretty bread is kinda hard. I've been trying to make sourdough that has these qualities for a while now:

- blistery crust
- big oven spring (tall round bread)
- big "ear" (that ridge shape you see on the top thats folded back)
- rice flour dusting for contrast

Finally did it yay
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pinky0926
11/08/2025
08:32 AM
#8
Not as spicy as you hoped

Did you see my credit score topic though, that might get you going
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MarshMellow
11/08/2025
08:32 AM
#9
60/40 chance that OP had relations with that bread loaf.
HighSeraph
11/08/2025
08:34 AM
#10
He gonna fuck that bread
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gikos
11/08/2025
08:36 AM
#11
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8b0cd322.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3c874786.jpg

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-Crissaegrim-
11/08/2025
08:37 AM
#12
Maybe the bread is made of family, like that incest genre that's apparently all the rage

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wackyteen
11/08/2025
08:44 AM
#14
I was concerned until I saw the picture.

Then I understood.
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-Crissaegrim-
11/08/2025
08:53 AM
#15
Maybe we're not meant to eat the bread with our mouths, but with our... ... ...

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Crimson_Corsair
11/08/2025
08:55 AM
#16
Now show us your breadstick.
My head's not torn off, my sunglasses aren't broken. Amen, hallelujah, peanut butter.
boomgetchopped3
11/08/2025
08:55 AM
#17
I like kneading dough. Hope you gave it a good slap
If not for the glaze
pinky0926
11/08/2025
12:12 PM
#18
boomgetchopped3 posted...
I like kneading dough. Hope you gave it a good slap

Always slap your dough
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DrizztLink
11/08/2025
12:14 PM
#19
All I've got is "the fruits of your labia"

Look, they can't all be winners.
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Pikachuchupika
11/08/2025
12:18 PM
#20
I guess the load top is supposed to look like a vag? Looks like a good loaf though.
Dakimakura
11/08/2025
12:21 PM
#21
Step brother, what are you doing with all that yeast?
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voldothegr8
11/08/2025
12:21 PM
#22
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wackyteen
11/08/2025
12:24 PM
#23
DrizztLink posted...
All I've got is "the fruits of your labia"

Look, they can't all be winners.

We're all fruits of someone's labia (well, those born via the birth canal, at least.)
The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt.
Touch
11/08/2025
12:24 PM
#24
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a3402e71.jpg
You've buttered your last biscuit, pardner.
pinky0926
11/08/2025
03:10 PM
#25
You guys are diabolical
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MartavisBryant
11/08/2025
05:22 PM
#26
HighSeraph posted...
He gonna fuck that bread
and get a yeast infection
I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong
Current Events » I finally did it. I made the porn star bread loaf.