Mayday Mayday, gf has gotten a brutal Karen haircut. Pls advise.

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WizardPowers
10/25/2025
09:58 AM
#1
It's not that bad. But it'sbad.

She said she kinda likes it, but it reminds her of her mom, which is even worse now that I'm thinking about that when I see her.

I'm calling for the united CEmen nations to pls respond to this crisis. I'm in need of aid.
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VeggetaX
10/25/2025
10:00 AM
#2
I'm sorry bro but you have got to get your Active Post count up before the majority of CE will take you seriously. I don't make the rules
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HighSeraph
10/25/2025
10:06 AM
#3
It's her hair man
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Vegy
10/25/2025
10:06 AM
#4
No cap

I kinda like da karen cut <_<
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viewmaster_pi
10/25/2025
10:07 AM
#5
there is no advice, no aid. it's over
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Heineken14
10/25/2025
10:07 AM
#6
Ask to speak to her manager.
Rage is a hell of an anesthetic.
MotaroRIP619
10/25/2025
10:08 AM
#7
Do she get the posh spice cut?
Giacomo_Hawkins
10/25/2025
10:09 AM
#8
For the sake of your relationship, do not criticize her hair.
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lilORANG
10/25/2025
10:10 AM
#9
Remind me again what age you get your Wizard Powers and then do you keep them if you *ya know* after the fact?

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PeteyParker
10/25/2025
10:11 AM
#10
This is the only solution available to you. Bang her mom and then when she gets mad say it was the haircut that confused you and you thought it was her.
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AceMos
10/25/2025
10:12 AM
#11
if she likes it that is all that matters
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emblem-man
10/25/2025
10:18 AM
#12
I like short hair
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imagine606
10/25/2025
10:20 AM
#13
AceMos posted...
if she likes it that is all that matters
This
MrResetti
10/25/2025
10:38 AM
#14
Buy her a.pack of Marlboro menthol ultra lights and give her a foot rub and you'll never get slow service at a restaurant again
wanderingshade
10/25/2025
10:50 AM
#15
I dunno why women get the Karen instead of a Pixie cut if they're going for short hair. Just a normal Pixie is fine.
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JohnEtrav
10/25/2025
10:56 AM
#17
Buy her some nice hats
Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape?
Turbam
10/25/2025
10:58 AM
#18
wanderingshade posted...
I dunno why women get the Karen instead of a Pixie cut if they're going for short hair. Just a normal Pixie is fine.
Maybe because they don't want a pixie cut?
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OmegaM
10/25/2025
10:59 AM
#19
Can we have a photo of what it looks like, more or less?
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DragulaRULEZ
10/25/2025
11:06 AM
#21
Roleplaying is going to get a lot more interesting.
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Evening_Dragon
10/25/2025
11:23 AM
#22
Call her mommy during.
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ReturnOfDevsman
10/25/2025
11:30 AM
#23
I dunno, I have seen the half-assed half-shaved 'do, and consequently even the worst haircut just makes me go "could be worse."

Some implementations of the half-shaved 'do are not bad, but then you see someone who tried to DIY and

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Enclave
10/25/2025
11:34 AM
#24
Advice: Just accept it. She can do what she wants with her hair.
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TakashiMifune85
10/25/2025
11:46 AM
#25
Tell her that only old women cut their hair short like that. That should prevent her from chopping her hair off again.
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Alteres
10/25/2025
11:50 AM
#26
Heineken14 posted...
Ask to speak to her manager.
This, but for real I would probably just keep asking to speak to her manager like I think its hilarious just make it annoying so she doesnt want to keep the haircut >_> (well, as long as you have been together long enough she doesnt just dump you)
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EpicMickeyDrew
10/25/2025
11:52 AM
#27
this guy has a gf, theres hope for everyone
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wanderingshade
10/25/2025
11:56 AM
#28
Turbam posted...
Maybe because they don't want a pixie cut?

I guess but the extra volume and giant angled bangs of a Karen cut is just off. It also kind of has this connotation to it too that you're annoying if you have a Karen cut.
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DCinGA
10/25/2025
12:25 PM
#30
Get a mohawk tc

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LuigiChalmersJr
10/25/2025
12:28 PM
#31
I would tell her that I like it, but that I also like her hair better when it's longer. Still supportive, but also honest.
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divot1338
10/25/2025
12:47 PM
#32
Wait a month, Then get caught calling her mother.

Later on after fighting about it for a few days admit to her that the haircut has awakened something in you.

The haircut will be gone immediately.
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BB_mofo
10/25/2025
01:17 PM
#33
Talk her into harnessing it for good. She might confront ICE agents demanding that she speak with their manager.
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Pikachuchupika
10/25/2025
01:24 PM
#35
Just because she has the karen haircut doesn't make her a karen
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thenotoriouscat
10/25/2025
02:10 PM
#37
AceMos posted...
if she likes it that is all that matters

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Trumpo
10/25/2025
02:11 PM
#38
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