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Current Events » Forget it Jake, it's Morbin time.
DragulaRULEZ
10/22/2025
07:49 AM
#202
Through dangers untold, and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Morbin City to take back what you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom as great. You have no power over me!
"I'm going to have to disagree with everything you say from now on. Go ahead, say babies shouldn't be skinned alive, see which side I'm on."
The_Wheelman1
10/22/2025
12:28 PM
#203
No one morbs like Gaston
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Kaldrenthebold
10/22/2025
06:00 PM
#204
Do you know how much it morbs in Russia? Tell him Dimitri!

Well...it morbs...

SILENCE
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MartavisBryant
10/22/2025
06:14 PM
#205
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the Morb again
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Perthboy
10/22/2025
09:17 PM
#206
Mr Stark, I don't morb so good.
"I likes to be oiled."
Testikles
specialkid8
10/22/2025
10:19 PM
#207
We all go a little morb sometimes
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InTheEyesOfFire
10/23/2025
11:52 AM
#208
Captains Log; Morbdate 21.46
"Oh man would you just shut up already, how come all you sword guys have to talk about how cool your swords are?"
masterpug53
10/23/2025
12:50 PM
#209
Perthboy posted...
Mr Stark, I don't morb so good.

I'll do you one better: morb is Gamora?
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DragulaRULEZ
10/23/2025
12:57 PM
#210
Yes they deserved to die, I hope they morb in hell!
"I'm going to have to disagree with everything you say from now on. Go ahead, say babies shouldn't be skinned alive, see which side I'm on."
DnDer
10/23/2025
01:00 PM
#211
"Is this gonna be a standup fight, sir, or another bug hunt?"

"All we know is that there's still no contact with the colony and that a xenomorb may be involved."

"Excuse me, sir, a-a what?"

"A xenomorb."

"It's a bug hunt."

What has books ever teached us? -- Captain Afrohead
Subject-verb agreement. -- t3h 0n3
DoesntMatter
10/23/2025
01:13 PM
#212
Would you like to know Morb?
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Kaldrenthebold
10/23/2025
01:56 PM
#213
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're morb, and fuck you I'm morb
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specialkid8
10/25/2025
08:41 PM
#214
God creates morb, God destroys morb. God creates Man, man destroys God. Man creates morb.

Morb eat man..... Woman inherits the earth

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MartavisBryant
10/25/2025
08:46 PM
#215
How exactly does one Morb a fuck?
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DoesntMatter
10/25/2025
08:51 PM
#216
Somehow, Palpatine Morbed
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MartavisBryant
10/25/2025
08:53 PM
#217
Of course I know Morb; he's me
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Mistere_Man
10/25/2025
09:06 PM
#218
Wayne- Morb!
Water+Fall=Radiation.
DnDer
10/26/2025
01:01 AM
#219
Let me explain something to you: Um, I am not Mr. Lebowski. Youre Mr. Lebowski.

Im the Morb. So thats what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Morbness, or uh, Morber, or El Morberino, if youre not into the whole brevity thing.
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DoesntMatter
10/26/2025
01:05 AM
#220
I'm in Morbians with you.
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Sundercles
10/26/2025
01:17 AM
#221
I killed fitty morbs.
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Perthboy
10/26/2025
06:15 AM
#222
MOOORBAGE! Morbage Eli you boy.
"I likes to be oiled."
Testikles
DngerousBastard
10/26/2025
07:01 AM
#223
I say we take off and nuke the site from Morbit. It's the only way to be sure.

HighSeraph
10/26/2025
07:14 AM
#224
I Morbed them. I Morbed them all. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too.

The shadows I live with are numberless
DoesntMatter
10/26/2025
10:24 AM
#225
That rug really Morbed the room together...
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gamerofNS
10/26/2025
11:36 AM
#226
Morb alive! There are.. Morb.. alive in here.
MartavisBryant
10/26/2025
12:20 PM
#227
I drink your Morbshake! I drink it up!
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DoesntMatter
10/26/2025
12:45 PM
#228
Perhaps he is wondering why someone would shoot a man before Morbing him out of a plane.
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-Crissaegrim-
10/30/2025
12:38 PM
#229
See you at the morbin', Richter!
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masterpug53
10/30/2025
12:48 PM
#230
Look at me. Judge me by my morb, do you?
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
Gamespoht
10/30/2025
12:51 PM
#231
You are a sad strange little morb, and you have my pity.
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-Crissaegrim-
10/30/2025
01:06 PM
#232
Consider that a de-morb.
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DragulaRULEZ
10/30/2025
03:30 PM
#233
Dr. Loomis : "Michael, this morb which drives you... You think if you kill them all it will go away. It won't."
"I'm going to have to disagree with everything you say from now on. Go ahead, say babies shouldn't be skinned alive, see which side I'm on."
Mistere_Man
10/30/2025
03:30 PM
#234
masterpug53 posted...
Look at me. Judge me by my morb, do you?

Always with you what cant be morbed.
Water+Fall=Radiation.
specialkid8
10/30/2025
04:16 PM
#235
You think water morbs fast? You should see ice. It morbs like it has a mind. Like it knows it morbed the world once and got a taste for morbin. After the avalanche, it took us a week to climb out. Now, I don't know exactly when we turned on each other, but I know that seven of us survived the slide... and only five made it out. Now we took an oath, that I'm breaking now. We said we'd say it was the snow that morbed the other two, but it wasn't. Nature is lethal but it doesn't hold a candle to man.
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DragulaRULEZ
10/30/2025
04:23 PM
#236
Not a movie quote...but:

Be like morb making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way around or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves. Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like morb. If you put morb into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put morb into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now, morb can flow or it can crash. Be morb, my friend.

"I'm going to have to disagree with everything you say from now on. Go ahead, say babies shouldn't be skinned alive, see which side I'm on."
DnDer
10/31/2025
11:47 AM
#237
I must not morb. Morb is the mind-killer. Morb is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my morb. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the morb has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
What has books ever teached us? -- Captain Afrohead
Subject-verb agreement. -- t3h 0n3
InTheEyesOfFire
10/31/2025
07:59 PM
#238
The man in morb fled across the desert, and the gunmorber followed.
"Oh man would you just shut up already, how come all you sword guys have to talk about how cool your swords are?"
Sundercles
10/31/2025
08:01 PM
#239
DnDer posted...
I must not morb. Morb is the mind-killer. Morb is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my morb. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the morb has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
The spice must morb.
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Mistere_Man
10/31/2025
09:00 PM
#240
MORBING IS NOT DEAD!

Morbing is LIFE!
Water+Fall=Radiation.
masterpug53
11/02/2025
07:50 PM
#241
Holy shit, Silent Bob's an instrument of Morb?!
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
MartavisBryant
11/02/2025
07:52 PM
#242
This one time at band camp, I stuck a flute in my Morb
I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong
Mistere_Man
11/02/2025
10:36 PM
#243
Son - Daddy I want to Morb on that ride!

Dad (laugh talking) - Me too Son, me too!

Water+Fall=Radiation.
DragulaRULEZ
11/03/2025
12:46 AM
#244
Chip, I'm all morbed up on Mountain Dew!
"I'm going to have to disagree with everything you say from now on. Go ahead, say babies shouldn't be skinned alive, see which side I'm on."
specialkid8
11/03/2025
06:26 AM
#245
You morbin to me? You morbin to me? You morbin to me? Then who the hell else are you morbin to? You morbin to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're morbin to?
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action52
11/03/2025
05:44 PM
#246
"I eat pieces of morb like you for breakfast."

"You eat pieces of morb for breakfast?"
man - noun. A miserable pile of secrets.
EXAMPLE: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!
-Crissaegrim-
11/03/2025
09:06 PM
#247
specialkid8 posted...
You'll morb your eye out!
You'll morb your eye out!

BESURETODRINK
YOURMORBALTINE
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MartavisBryant
11/03/2025
09:16 PM
#248
I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I Morb you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fucking Morb you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong
-Crissaegrim-
11/03/2025
09:23 PM
#249
Hey man, I got fiiiiive morbs to feed.
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DoesntMatter
11/03/2025
09:37 PM
#250
I felt like morbing something beautiful.
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CastletonSnob1
11/03/2025
09:40 PM
#251
I did not morb her. I did not! Oh, hi, Morb.
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