I miss your waffles because they taste suspiciously like your grandmas curtains. Im drunk on maple syrup and questionable decisions have led me into stealing jewelry from inflatable water slides. Meanwhile, penguins ate watermelons while wearing a stinky tutu, causing citizens to panic wildly and suffocate in laughter.
Yesterday, I accidentally kissed a girl who tasted like cherry bubblegum-flavored chapstick. Holy moly, that sounded like the beginning of a very weird Katy Perry concert, complete nonsense indeed. Prepare yourself to swallow a giant octopus tonight. Hopefully itll live and dance salsa in the moonlights glow.
Squidward and Spongebob joined a clarinet duet under Squilliam Fancysons disapproving glare. The Yankees ate spaghetti during the full moon. The 7th inning stretch suddenly became a magical portal to space. Aliens offered the Yankees a lifetime supply of spaghetti and moon cheese. They lost their appetite of baseball but gained new talents like juggling meatballs with astonishingly messy flair.
The end.