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you have to live 100 years in a world where everyone looks and acts like tingle

after the 100 years are up you return to our reality and get your money

you will not age a day during this

you will also have a perfect memory of everything that happened
3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.*does her janpuu dance*
I'd probably would have gone insane by the time the 100 years are up.
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3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.*does her janpuu dance*
Tingle?
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Live 100 years an unaging hermit. Maybe try to learn some languages while I dodge the tinglegeddon for a century.
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easy yes. then when i get back imma start fixing shit
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You're saying I can literally extend my life for 100 years AND become one of the richest people on the planet?
It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg
Tyranthraxus posted...
You're saying I can literally extend my life for 100 years AND become one of the richest people on the planet?

yes a 100 years in a world of tingles where you dont have the money
3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.*does her janpuu dance*
Tyranthraxus posted...
You're saying I can literally extend my life for 100 years AND become one of the richest people on the planet?

And /also/ have the extremely busted ability of having a perfect memory of those 100 years. Just imagine all the stuff you could learn.
Chez moi, il fait beau.
Tingle is a nice guy, how bad could it be?
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No idea who tingle is, but they can't be so annoying that you'd turn down 100 Bil?
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Yomi posted...
And /also/ have the extremely busted ability of having a perfect memory of those 100 years. Just imagine all the stuff you could learn.

i dont think i want to learn anything from a tingle
3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.*does her janpuu dance*
I'll take the money, imagine the good you could do when you get back.
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TheAwesomeMatt posted...
No idea who tingle is, but they can't be so annoying that you'd turn down 100 Bil?

zelda character

he is a creepy man child who thinks he is a fairy and gets very chummy with any incarnation of link that is still a child

he is also obsessed with rupees

i recommend googling him to see what he looks like
3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.*does her janpuu dance*
AceMos posted...
yes a 100 years in a world of tingles where you dont have the money

It's tingle. I'll have even more money there.
It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg
Tyranthraxus posted...
It's tingle. I'll have even more money there.

how will you get the money the tingles will take all your money
3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.*does her janpuu dance*
AceMos posted...
how will you get the money the tingles will take all your money

I pop his balloon and then rob him. What is he gonna do about it?
It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg
Do I still have depression and mental illness cux Im not living for 100 years with this bs
if not then deal
Tyranthraxus posted...
I pop his balloon and then rob him. What is he gonna do about it?

there is more than one tingle its an entire planet full of tingles
3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.*does her janpuu dance*
AceMos posted...
how will you get the money the tingles will take all your money
Tingle isn't a thief, he's a merchant.
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Tyranthraxus posted...
I pop his balloon and then rob him. What is he gonna do about it?
Careful, Tingle gets violent when he has to.
https://youtu.be/zBGfmOnTxTY
He'll bludgeon you with a bag of rupees AND he has bombs.
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MJOLNRVII posted...
Live 100 years an unaging hermit. Maybe try to learn some languages while I dodge the tinglegeddon for a century.
Tinglegeddon. Lmao
All the iron turn to rust. All the proud men turn to dust. All things time will mend
Quick question, how much time has gone by on Earth?
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Kajagogo posted...
Quick question, how much time has gone by on Earth?


none
3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.*does her janpuu dance*
AceMos posted...
none

Then sign me up!
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What's tingle?
You're never ever fully dressed without a smile!
Tingle is.
WTF DUH I DUH
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