Damn, Elmo is spitting bars.

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Alucard188
07/13/2025
07:42 PM
#1
https://bsky.app/profile/meidastouch.com/post/3ltuzhcrcre2v
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Smiffwilm
07/13/2025
07:48 PM
#2
"Elmo knows where you live..."
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KFHEWUI
07/13/2025
08:05 PM
#3
Looks like the account was hacked because some of things it said... Yikes...
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Rob_the_Ninja
07/13/2025
08:09 PM
#4
Oh, the actual Elmo.
Kisai
07/13/2025
08:09 PM
#5
KFHEWUI posted...
Looks like the account was hacked
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/530c2b70.png
You don't say.
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Heineken14
07/13/2025
08:13 PM
#6
KFHEWUI posted...
Looks like the account was hacked because some of things it said... Yikes...

Yeah. :(

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/53e12964.png
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Kurt_Russel
07/13/2025
08:15 PM
#7
*hacked*
You gonna do somethin' or just stand there and bleed?
LightSnake
07/13/2025
08:16 PM
#8
Kurt_Russel posted...
*hacked*

Please let me hold on to Sesame Street being innocent
Ring the bells that still can ring/Forget your perfect offering/There is a crack in everything/That's how the light gets in."- RIP, Leonard Cohen
McmadnessV3
07/13/2025
09:14 PM
#9
LightSnake posted...
Please let me hold on to Sesame Street being innocent

Having watched a lot of sesame street lately from babysitting my nephews, its a very progressive show and definitely would not endorse this crap.
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PowerOats
07/13/2025
09:17 PM
#10
What talking to rocco does to a man

It sucks tho. One of the most whole accounts on the site. I don't see how businesses stay on there, it's gotten way too wild
LightSnake
07/13/2025
10:03 PM
#11
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5a29e5fa.jpg
Ring the bells that still can ring/Forget your perfect offering/There is a crack in everything/That's how the light gets in."- RIP, Leonard Cohen
__aCEr__
07/13/2025
10:07 PM
#12
Apparently Sesame Street was too edgy for even HBO.
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wanderingshade
07/13/2025
10:23 PM
#13
Elmo is NOT ASKING
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DipDipDiver
07/13/2025
10:24 PM
#14
They laid the guy off, I wouldn't be surprised if all Elmo does is sit around and drink now
Sack to crack, going to town
SpawnShadow
07/13/2025
10:59 PM
#15
Elmo, dude, just send Count von Count to use his hypnotic power to make Donnie release the files. If he refuses, try to sweet-talk him into going with promises of finally being able to count classified documents and/or drink the blood of prominent US politicians.
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
ZevLoveDOOM
07/14/2025
10:27 AM
#16
dunno why but the thought of Elmo demanding Trump to release the Epstein files is hilarious.
DrizztLink
07/14/2025
10:31 AM
#17
SpawnShadow posted...
Elmo, dude, just send Count von Count to use his hypnotic power to make Donnie release the files. If he refuses, try to sweet-talk him into going with promises of finally being able to count classified documents and/or drink the blood of prominent US politicians.
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GenesisReturns
07/14/2025
10:38 AM
#18
LightSnake posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5a29e5fa.jpg
Reading in Elmo's voice makes me grin ear to ear.
ZevLoveDOOM
07/14/2025
10:48 AM
#19
SpawnShadow posted...
Elmo, dude, just send Count von Count to use his hypnotic power to make Donnie release the files. If he refuses, try to sweet-talk him into going with promises of finally being able to count classified documents and/or drink the blood of prominent US politicians.

or just threaten to send in Cookie Monster to clean up Trump's pantry. no more cookies for that orange turd!
rexcrk
07/14/2025
11:25 AM
#20
I guess Elmo is still upset about getting hit by Larry David
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MaxEffingBemis
07/14/2025
11:28 AM
#21
Sorry Elmo, Im completely checked out right now
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Rantman
07/14/2025
11:29 AM
#22
I'm almost surprised someone was hacked and didn't start immediately shilling for cryptocurrency

Especially a character from an iconic kid's show
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darkknight109
07/14/2025
11:33 AM
#23
Man, Sesame Street has changed since I was a kid...
Kill 1 man: You are a murderer. Kill 10 men: You are a monster.
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LightSnake
07/14/2025
12:34 PM
#24
darkknight109 posted...
Man, Sesame Street has changed since I was a kid...

Groypers bout to start claiming the Count is Jewish
Ring the bells that still can ring/Forget your perfect offering/There is a crack in everything/That's how the light gets in."- RIP, Leonard Cohen
WingsOfGood
07/14/2025
12:35 PM
#25
DEFUND SESAME STREET

oh wait they already did
StopBeinMad
07/16/2025
05:57 PM
#26
PBS has been getting targeted by MAGA
Robot2600
07/16/2025
06:49 PM
#27
this timeline be wild
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MrResetti
07/16/2025
06:51 PM
#28
I fucking guffawed
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