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Kurt_Russel
07/05/2025
09:25 PM
#1
Sorry if the options were vague, but are you ok with healthy urinary evacuation?
You gonna do somethin' or just stand there and bleed?
#2
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bfslick50
07/05/2025
09:38 PM
#3
My infant self did not do it on purpose
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A_Good_Boy
07/05/2025
09:39 PM
#4
I once had to pee on myself cause I figured that was going to save my life.
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JeDDyD
07/05/2025
09:40 PM
#5
why would you intentionally piss yourself
Glob
07/05/2025
09:40 PM
#6
bfslick50 posted...
My infant self did not do it on purpose

archizzy
07/05/2025
09:42 PM
#7
Never have since like very very very little and it wasn't on purpose then. Just literal child accidents like wetting the bed. I think the final time was kindergarten. I was a super deep sleeper and it would just happen.

Not to turn the topic too gross though I have come extremely close a couple times to having a #2 accident as an adult and even though it has never happened it has been super close and with discussing it with friends and co workers it has surprisingly happened to a number of them, some of them multiple times due to varying circumstances.
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Strider102
07/05/2025
09:46 PM
#8
JeDDyD posted...
why would you intentionally piss yourself

Why would you not?
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thronedfire2
07/05/2025
09:56 PM
#9
JeDDyD posted...
why would you intentionally piss yourself

it's warm
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Prestoff
07/05/2025
09:59 PM
#10
JeDDyD posted...
why would you intentionally piss yourself

CE is not known to having good personal hygiene.
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__starsnostars
07/05/2025
10:00 PM
#11
On purpose, no.
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AndyReklaw
07/05/2025
10:00 PM
#12
thronedfire2 posted...
it's warm
I was gonna ask if maybe there was an actual survival reason to pee yourself for warmth... but then I actually thought about it for a moment and realized that covering yourself in liquid when it's that cold that you're willing to pee on yourself just to get warm seems like a super bad idea.
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voldothegr8
07/05/2025
10:01 PM
#13
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OniLink5000
07/05/2025
10:04 PM
#14
I don't remember. But I don't think so.
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JoeDangIt
07/05/2025
10:04 PM
#15
Prestoff posted...
CE is not known to having good personal hygiene.
Just because it has ammonia in it doesn't mean pee is good for cleaning.
StarFighters76
07/05/2025
10:09 PM
#16
JeDDyD posted...
why would you intentionally piss yourself

It's hot. And I'm not talking temperature-wise either :)
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Strider102
07/05/2025
10:12 PM
#17
Prestoff posted...
CE is not known to having good personal hygiene.

Depends on how long you stew in it
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Kanaya413
07/05/2025
10:13 PM
#18
JeDDyD posted...
why would you intentionally piss yourself

Kurt_Russel
07/05/2025
11:05 PM
#19
JeDDyD posted...
why would you intentionally piss yourself
you saying you better than me?
You gonna do somethin' or just stand there and bleed?
Evening_Dragon
07/05/2025
11:11 PM
#20
Kurt_Russel posted...
you saying you better than me?

No, but I have intentionally tickled other people until they wet themselves on top of me.

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SecretBase
07/05/2025
11:12 PM
#21
Who are we now, Asmongold?
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Tyranthraxus
07/05/2025
11:15 PM
#22
Unless the shower counts, no.
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Kurt_Russel
07/05/2025
11:24 PM
#24
SecretBase posted...
Who are we now, Asmongold?
Please dont use that name in my topics.
You gonna do somethin' or just stand there and bleed?
Turbam
07/05/2025
11:33 PM
#25
Constantly
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GGuirao13
07/06/2025
04:35 AM
#26
Never.
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MrResetti
07/06/2025
04:39 AM
#27
Hourly
evilpresident
07/06/2025
07:17 AM
#28
Boys are weird, throw rocks at them
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UnfairRepresent
07/06/2025
07:19 AM
#29
bfslick50 posted...
My infant self did not do it on purpose
I was gonna say

Babies have no concept of peeing themselves
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KanWan
07/06/2025
07:35 AM
#30
Always. Everyone around here does it all the time. Its customary practice to stand there with your hands on your hips after the initial handshake so your homie can wait for his turn while youre creating a dark spot
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BunkerBoy
07/06/2025
09:23 AM
#31
A_Good_Boy posted...
I once had to pee on myself cause I figured that was going to save my life.
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LordFarquad1312
07/06/2025
09:37 AM
#32
Does peeing in the pool count?
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