How is a fucking DK game the thing that draws out the insane and incoherent conspiracy theories?
You're talking about a universe where Peach just "happens" to get kidnapped dozens of times in a row and there are nine kids that look just like Bowser whose mother is totally unexplainednot canon >_>
so Mario cheated on Princess Peach with that Pauline chick and had a daughter with her? that's my main take away from this... lolShe is his first girlfriend. Maybe it happened before he met Peach. Pauline is the woman you rescue in the original arcade Donkey Kong
nintendo would never imply mario FUCKEDHe absolutely fucked Daisy in Mario Land
Sex doesnt exist in the Mario universe
Sex doesnt exist in the Mario universe
I think the very existence of Birdo denies you.Which game has the Birdo sex scene?
Which game has the Birdo sex scene?You have to find her vibrator in Captain Rainbow.
How is a fucking DK game the thing that draws out the insane and incoherent conspiracy theories?
How is a fucking DK game the thing that draws out the insane and incoherent conspiracy theories?
Which game has the Birdo sex scene?Any that have her shoot eggs at you, really.