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Current Events » Ever notice how all the nintendo reviewers have absolutely no teeth
like especially this guy
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/bea71b2f.jpg
But also all the ones like him. You can tell they are deathly afraid to lose their relationship with Nintendo, and probably also afraid of Nintendo fans turning on them.

Every piece of content from a nintendo approved youtuber whenever they want to be critical is like "gosh gee, well this part isn't my absolute favouritebutitsstillareallygoodgagmedontgetmewrong, it's just that that part wasn't my number 1 most amazing time everbutjusttobeclearthisisstillanamazingworkbynintendo"

Somehow the only one who still has teeth is dunkey but that doesn't work either because he unequivocally loves just about every game nintendo makes

CE's Resident Scotsman.
http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg
If you don't absolutely praise Nintendo you will be called the enemy.
Ask the user who called me a chud just cause I, someone who bought nearly all models of the 3ds a wii u and a switch, dared to exclaim they might be greedy with Switch 2.

Then cue all the posters who go WoG being weird!
Ahhhh
Because I as a Wii U owner can see the similarity of no Zelda on the horizon and just a Mario Kart....
Yeah that is quite familiar
They get balanced out by all the outrage channels who act like Nintendo killed their families like the above dude.
StopBeinMad posted...
They get balanced out by all the outrage channels who act like Nintendo killed their families like the above dude.

Thanks for proving me right
I've seen a lot of Nintendo games that weren't received well but honestly, choosing Mario Kart is a wild one. Next thing you know, you're going to start talking about how crazy it is that Zelda's popular! /sarcasm
WingsOfGood posted...
Thanks for proving me right


See username.
StopBeinMad posted...
See username.

This user just bumped a thread no one posted in for 22 hours because he got upset I dare criticize nintendo ITT

Like holy moly you can't make this shit up

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80995727/985383069
WingsOfGood posted...


This user just bumped a thread no one posted in for 22 hours because he got upset I dare criticize nintendo ITT

Like holy moly you can't make this shit up

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80995727/985383069


If you're embarrassed about how mad you always you are you should stop being mad.
WingsOfGood posted...
This user just bumped a thread no one posted in for 22 hours because he got upset I dare criticize nintendo ITT

Like holy moly you can't make this shit up

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80995727/985383069

I'm not sure linking to that topic helps you beat the "weird" allegations.
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It is not I who is mad

Edit: lmao
See what I mean it writes itself

"Ah he called nintendo greedy and saw similarity with wii u! Attack attack"

or maybe people just think the game is good

seeing as you did not link the video i cant even see if this person discusses if the price good or not
3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.*does her janpuu dance*
I don't know, she seems to have all of her teeth.

https://youtu.be/3wxOeddY2dw?si=CJHen7N48TANd9q7
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dameon_reaper posted...
I've seen a lot of Nintendo games that weren't received well but honestly, choosing Mario Kart is a wild one. Next thing you know, you're going to start talking about how crazy it is that Zelda's popular! /sarcasm

I wasn't actually commenting on mario kart specifically, but I get that the screenshot implies that. I've just noticed historically that these sorts of youtubers really pull their punches even when they're trying to level fair and valid criticism.
CE's Resident Scotsman.
http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg
WingsOfGood posted...
It is not I who is mad

Edit: lmao
See what I mean it writes itself

"Ah he called nintendo greedy and saw similarity with wii u! Attack attack"


Come back a day later and reread your posts. Unfortunately you're not the TC of this one so you won't be able to close it.
Guys simmer down lol, it's not that serious
CE's Resident Scotsman.
http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg
StopBeinMad posted...
Come back a day later and reread your posts. Unfortunately you're not the TC of this one so you won't be able to close it.

You got so upset you bumped another thread to rant about me because of a post ITT

You did not care for the discussion of said thread you just trolling

pinky0926 posted...
Guys simmer down lol, it's not that serious

Now you know why these reviewers can't critique Nintendo

They do this to me what will they do to a youtuber?

I have noticed a few did have teeth but you go to their comment sections and...lmao

Also people share their videos here to complain about them and likely on any other space with lots of fans who aren't just having fun
I thought you LITERALLY meant "no teeth" when I came in here. I was looking at his mouth.

Anyway, I do get what you're saying. People do seem to roll over on matters of Nintendo stuff and never really review things with pointed comments and a willingness to be frank.

I've actually attributed it not to toeing the line but brand influence. People give too much weight to the Nintendo name, to the point it doesn't feel genuine. The notion that it's "the game company" and everyone else who tried their hand at the game industry were just looking to broaden their footprint in entertainment as a whole is too biased. Maybe Nintendo still has the greatest focus on video games of the major players, since it's the cornerstone of their entire business, but that does not make them exempt from unfettered criticism where it is deserved. I view a lot of their efforts in recent years as overly safe and even bland. "Generically good," as opposed to creative and truly player-invested design. Mario is one of the most evident examples of this but also Zelda as of late (it's why Zelda moved off the top spot as my favorite Nintendo series to be replaced by Metroid). While not necessarily by Nintendo themselves, Pokemon also seems afflicted by this mentality, although I haven't counted myself a Pokemon player since D/P/Pt so I won't criticize the present direction of the series from any place of actual experience.
Remember: it's time for games to cost $100.
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Solid_Sonic posted...
Zelda as of late (it's why Zelda moved off the top spot as my favorite Nintendo series to be replaced by Metroid).

Did you think TotK too much like BotW?
Curious of your change on Zelda here
pinky0926 posted...
I wasn't actually commenting on mario kart specifically, but I get that the screenshot implies that. I've just noticed historically that these sorts of youtubers really pull their punches even when they're trying to level fair and valid criticism.

I'll take it to being partly Zelda's track record for good games, Nintendo fanboys, or what you said, but I can't say that they all do that. There's plenty of people bashing on Nintendo to go around.
WingsOfGood posted...
You got so upset you bumped another thread to rant about me because of a post ITT

You did not care for the discussion of said thread you just trolling



Nah, I was initially going to post in there anyway, I just saw this topic at the same time while in the middle of posting and decided to make it relevant. Tame Nintendo reviewers are balanced by anti-Nintendos who are next level unhinged.
WingsOfGood posted...
Did you think TotK too much like BotW?
Curious of your change on Zelda here

Well maybe that wasn't exactly what drove a wedge between me and Zelda but I do think that's probably true. However I can't speak for TotK because I had avoided it until recently due to how disengaged I felt by BotW. I finally bought TotK going into the Switch 2 launch but I have yet to start it. I intend to give both games a fresh try on the Switch 2 (although I haven't opted to buy the upgrade for either until I'm sure my sentiments have shifted for the better), although I'm not expecting a big turnaround in my view of the games due to my biggest critique being something fundamental to the experience.
Remember: it's time for games to cost $100.
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I don't know if you can know for sure why they aren't more harsh about certain things. It could be because they don't want to lose access or they don't think their audience would like it, but it can also be that the things that bother you about a product don't bother others nearly as much. A reviewer can only speak to their own experience and their own opinions on a product, which may not line up with yours.
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Godnorgosh posted...
I definitely don't trust people who only review Nintendo games, there is something really weird about that to me

It just means they probably only play Nintendo games.
UnsteadyOwl posted...
I don't know if you can know for sure why they aren't more harsh about certain things. It could be because they don't want to lose access or they don't think their audience would like it, but it can also be that the things that bother you about a product don't bother others nearly as much. A reviewer can only speak to their own experience and their own opinions on a product, which may not line up with yours.

This.

so i tracked the video down and watched it

the guy says its fun but he understands its not in every ones budget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbabqU4eLj0

so yes while it is over all a positive review and he does give it a reluctant yes

its far from the blind worship TC claims
3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.*does her janpuu dance*
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StopBeinMad posted...
Nah, I was initially going to post in there anyway, I just saw this topic at the same time while in the middle of posting and decided to make it relevant. Tame Nintendo reviewers are balanced by anti-Nintendos who are next level unhinged.
yep like some of them went nuts on how it's nintendo's fault that one gamestop store damaged the console cuz they didn't idiot proof it enought to forsee someone was stupid enough to staple the receipt on the box
and lol wing is yet again being weird
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Godnorgosh posted...
That's weird too

Idk about that. They like what they like and I suppose don't spend too much money...maybe by doing that. Or they bought a game everyone liked and didn't like it so they just said never again.

Nothing wrong with it but as a reviewer then yes there is gonna be extreme bias.
gikos posted...
yep like some of them went nuts on how it's nintendo's fault that one gamestop store damaged the console cuz they didn't idiot proof it enought to forsee someone was stupid enough to staple the receipt on the box
and lol wing is yet again being weird


Or like blaming Nintendo for how increasingly expensive the industry is getting as if the other consoles haven't consistently been the ones that raised prices in the past and the reason budgets have been getting bloated.
StopBeinMad posted...
Or like blaming Nintendo for how increasingly expensive the industry is getting as if the other consoles haven't consistently been the ones that raised prices in the past and the reason budgets have been getting bloated.
we all knew games price was going to go up due to inflation and GTA was set to be the vanguard but since nintendo did it first they are being only being blamed for something we all knew was going to happen

"You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty." - Sacha Guitry (1885-1957)
gikos posted...
we all knew games price was going to go up due to inflation and GTA was set to be the vanguard but since nintendo did it first they are being only being blamed for something we all knew was going to happen

GTA6 wouldn't change anything as it is treated as a special game that comes once a decade by its own fans. Like Diablo 4 which also had a greedy price tag and despite people paying it games are not $100 now

People will call them greedy for it and their fans will defend it. Ubisoft tried already and failed.

Nintendo isn't just 1 game from a game company that releases every once and awhile
They totally are culpable here.

At the same time not all Switch 2 games are $80.
DK isn't

So if the fans stop defending $80 price it could happen that Nintendo even backtracks
gikos posted...

we all knew games price was going to go up due to inflation and GTA was set to be the vanguard but since nintendo did it first they are being only being blamed for something we all knew was going to happen



Spot on.

WingsOfGood posted...


GTA6 wouldn't change anything as it is treated as a special game that comes once a decade by its own fans. Like Diablo 4 which also had a greedy price tag and despite people paying it games are not $100 now

People will call them greedy for it and their fans will defend it. Ubisoft tried already and failed.

Nintendo isn't just 1 game from a game company that releases every once and awhile
They totally are culpable here.

At the same time not all Switch 2 games are $80.
DK isn't

So if the fans stop defending $80 price it could happen that Nintendo even backtracks


Not true. Devs themselves say that they've been waiting for GTA6 to break the ice to $100. Diablo's price isn't $100. It was $70 and people still release $70 games, including live service games like Assassin's Creed Shadows.

Mario Kart is also literally the only base game that's $80
in general I feel like reviewers of bigname games have no teeth it's not a uniquely nintendo thing
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StopBeinMad posted...
Not true. Devs themselves say that they've been waiting for GTA6 to break the ice to $100.

Their game will not in anyway be comparable to GTA6. Or at least I would assume that based on GTA5 which literally spawned its own content creators who are all now millionaires and famous.

The idea that GTA6 will make $100 games is laughably stupid. But hey anything to defend nintendo from culpability
WingsOfGood posted...
Their game will not in anyway be comparable to GTA6. Or at least I would assume that based on GTA5 which literally spawned its own content creators who are all now millionaires and famous.

The idea that GTA6 will make $100 games is laughably stupid. But hey anything to defend nintendo from culpability

I remember when Ubisoft claim they made the first AAAA game.

Every publisher is itching to increase the price of games. If Nintendo didn't, then someone else would.
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Tmaster148 posted...
I remember when Ubisoft claim they made the first AAAA game.

Every publisher is itching to increase the price of games. If Nintendo didn't, then someone else would.

So Ubisoft couldn't do it correct?

That means nintendo is culpable
WingsOfGood posted...


Their game will not in anyway be comparable to GTA6. Or at least I would assume that based on GTA5 which literally spawned its own content creators who are all now millionaires and famous.

The idea that GTA6 will make $100 games is laughably stupid. But hey anything to defend nintendo from culpability


https://www.thegamer.com/grand-theft-auto-gta-6-vi-gaming-analyst-says-publishers-developers-hope-will-cost-100-dollars-others-follow-suit/

By that logic, other devs can't intend to be comparable to Nintendo's games either.

But hey, anything to be on your anti-Nintendo narrative that you obtained from grifters.
WingsOfGood posted...
So Ubisoft couldn't do it correct?

That means nintendo is culpable

You're letting your bias against Nintendo ignore the issues with the entire industry.
http://i.imgur.com/BBcZDLJ.png
AceMos posted...
so i tracked the video down and watched it

the guy says its fun but he understands its not in every ones budget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbabqU4eLj0

so yes while it is over all a positive review and he does give it a reluctant yes

its far from the blind worship TC claims

3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.*does her janpuu dance*
Tmaster148 posted...
You're letting your bias against Nintendo ignore the issues with the entire industry.

False.

You said they wanted to do it and couldn't.

This means if nintendo didn't do it, it wouldn't be done because these companies couldn't do it despite wanting to.

The bias is to then absolve blame from Nintendo which ironically is why Nintendo is able to do it vs. These other companies....tons of defense force

Also what bias I listed all the nintendo stuff I own

See how this works? Criticize nintendo and you are the enemy despite owning their consoles and games....
StopBeinMad posted...
By that logic, other devs can't intend to be comparable to Nintendo's games either.

That is what a fanboyish defender would argue

I am not even a GTA fan but you are clearly a nintendo defender
WingsOfGood posted...
False.

You said they wanted to do it and couldn't.

This means if nintendo didn't do it, it wouldn't be done because these companies couldn't do it despite eanting to.

The bias is to then absolve blame from Nintendo which ironically is why Nintendo is able to do it vs. These other companies....tons of defense force

Also what bias I listed all the nintendo stuff I own

See how this works? Criticize nintendo and you are the enemy despite owning their consoles and games....

If Nintendo wasn't the one to start releasing $80 games, another publisher was going to. It was just a matter of who was the first to break the threshold.

But at this point you're just self victimizing yourself.
http://i.imgur.com/BBcZDLJ.png
Godnorgosh posted...
That's weird too
Not really. People can have their preferences.

No different than people who only play Playstation games or Xbox games.
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at this point if its not a longform in depth critique I can't even watch it

I'm surprised other people are able to just look at a game and intrinsically know if they will like it or not

I know archizzy shares this trait
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WingsOfGood posted...


That is what a fanboyish defender would argue

I am not even a GTA fan but you are clearly a nintendo defender


So you have no arguments left and are ignoring the actual article that proves you wrong. You're proving to be a good example of Nintendo having unhinged and ignorant haters from clickbait grifters.
Tmaster148 posted...
If Nintendo wasn't the one to start releasing $80 games, another publisher was going to. It was just a matter of who was the first to break the threshold.

But at this point you're just self victimizing yourself.

Who?
Who could pull it off and be heavily defended from all their critics?
Not ubisoft
Not blizzard
Arguing GTA6 is like saying since FFXIV can charge you a subscription every game company could, just doesn't work

Nintendo can do it because what we see happening before our eyes
I called them greedy and the boom several users attacked me

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