I doubt anyone is screenshotting shit for him, he's probably got a backup accountThey always do. I think the rule is if you don't post on your alt while another is in purg you can post on CE with the alt. It worked for Duran.
They always do. I think the rule is if you don't post on your alt while another is in purg you can post on CE with the alt. It worked for Duran.
Think of it as an extended vacation. I know some could use a break from GameFAQs come back for the better.
Don't reply to me without a funny typo or two, it's the only reason to read your posts.
They always do. I think the rule is if you don't post on your alt while another is in purg you can post on CE with the alt. It worked for Duran.
Think of it as an extended vacation. I know some could use a break from GameFAQs come back for the better.
Sometimes they come back.Somehow, Neon returned
Unless Dtoast let's him back in, he doesn't have another alt that has CE access. He had to ask to be let in on the most recent account
See? Drizz here just provided an example for the class.Still no typos.
Please free NeonHe is free now.
This was quite a read. I agree with Shock that it speaks loudly about those that defend Neon, but those that do are no surprise.
I'm certainly not sad he is gone. He remained willfully ignorant when basic things like sexism, rights, current events, etc. were explained to him. It's shitty behavior for someone to continue to enter political-based topics spouting the nonsense he continued to spout. All of that on top of his obsession with hornyposting and deliberately ignoring criticisms that didn't match his beliefs.
Every time NeonOctopus is SUSPENDED, I feel sick to my stomach.
I have a custom script running on my PC that I commissioned a computer science student back in college to write, where it constantly refreshes GameFAQs to check the status of NeonOctopus's account. If the script detects the status has changed to "Warned" or "Suspended", it will send a text alert / email (in case I don't have my phone) and I can immediately react.
This evening was an evening like any other. I was hanging out at my crib (street vernacular for "house") with some of my friends and we were watching Wednesday Night Football (we tape Monday Night Football and watch it on Wednesday) and drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade.
Let me tell you boys, we were are completely Hard (slang for drinking many Mike's Hard Lemonades) the entire time. I looked over at my buddy and I could see he had a Hard one right in the front of his pants! I thought that was funny because normally we put them on coasters on the table. I realized my own Mike's Hard was getting low and I said to my buddy "hey, can you toss me another Hard one?"
He informed me that we were all out and I'd have to get more Mike's Hards. I figured I could just have a swig of his and asked if I could put my mouth on his Hard one. He laughed, because we were both drunk and would normally never do this (because of germs; sharing a drink is disgusting), but eventually he gave in. I grabbed the smooth shaft of the bottle and just as I was about to put it in my mouth, my phone rang.
NeonOctopus was SUSPENDED.
I howled. I let out a howl so loud and piercing that it woke up my son. I normally make him go to bed on Wednesday nights at 5:30pm partially because I don't want him to see me getting Hard with other men (the kid doesn't need to be exposed to heavy drinking at his age) and also because he's an annoying little shit and is usually asking questions about football, as if he were a nerd or something.
Tears rolled down my cheeks. I didn't know what to do. I kept refreshing the GameFAQs page, hoping that this was some kind of mistake. Maybe some moderator was intending to remove a post praising the KKK but had accidentally clicked on the innocent NeonOctopus link. Alas, this was not the case.
By this point, my friends were all visibly upset and I noticed they were trying to leave, even though we were only part of the way through the game. "No!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I was inconsolable. I began thrashing about, throwing my collection of decorative throwing knives all over the crib (apartment). One knife struck my Native American friend, Big Bear Jim, in the neck. Blood gashed from his open wound, staining the carpet a deep red and splashing the walls. Blood was everywhere. A sickly iron scent loomed in the air as Death claimed Big Bear Jim.
My son knew he needed to act quick. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small crucifix. "Dad!" He yelled. "Remember how Christ died for your sins? Well, NeonOctopus did the same thing. He will live in our hearts forever, and hopefully in 3 days he will rise again from the depths of suspension and post wonderful stories about hornyposting on CE again."
At that moment, I knew my son was right. My rage quelled. I tossed Big Bear Jim's corpse into the dumpster and put my son into the Punishment Closet, as he had broken one of my most important rules of the house (never make eye contact with me).
Anyway, I really just miss NeonOctopus and I think the mods should reconsider his suspension.
tl;dr - free NeonOctopus
I bet you really thought that was funny tooAnd it was!
I bet you really thought that was funny tooWell yeah why would I have posted it if I didn't think it was funny
I bet you really thought that was funny too
Still no typos.
You're here exclusively to amuse everyone
This was quite a read. I agree with Shock
I bet you really thought that was funny tooConsidering Neon didn't even come up with that copypasta, it sure feels like you're hating on it just to dogpile on him
Considering Neon didn't even come up with that copypasta, it sure feels like you're hating on it just to dogpile on himDogpiling is CEs favourite activity
Considering Neon didn't even come up with that copypasta, it sure feels like you're hating on it just to dogpile on him
Why would I think Neon came up with that, or why would I even care? Lmfao. Heres more of that weird shit where people get suspended and people act like they lost a loved one or something.And here's the weird shit people do like asking if something someone posted was funny, when it obviously is to some people
You're not helping your case with an immature response like this chief
If I recall Neon said he was pro people talking about politics on CE. He just didn't care about current events and politics unless it directly effected him which is pretty much how most people in the world operate.i often wonder where the energy for this nonstop vigilance over the outrage of the week comes from. would be interesting to see how many people here are underemployed lol
If I recall Neon said he was pro people talking about politics on CE. He just didn't care about current events and politics unless it directly effected him which is pretty much how most people in the world operate.
I remember him being vocal in the topics about Olympic female athletes wearing less revealing uniforms - complaining he should be able to see more/ogle them as that's the only reason for women's sports.
If I recall, he loves looking at women. That is something something that directly effects him so it makes sense he has an opinion on it.And you can't see how Neon's single priority when it comes to women being "show me them boobies" might be a little off-putting?
And you can't see how Neon's single priority when it comes to women being "show me them boobies" might be a little off-putting?
Especially with all the women ITT telling everyone flat-out how goddamn creepy it was?
You guys take a message board way too seriously lol
Posting that in defense of a user that literally begged the admins to be let back onto the board is pretty funnyI mean the adminis had no problems with his behavior then, and let him back him, so they were cool with him
I mean the adminis had no problems with his behavior then, and let him back him, so they were cool with himit annoys me trouble makers like neon and toon get second chances despite their history proving they won't behave for long but cool users like cjw and jeff get the hammer and no second chance given to them
it annoys me trouble makers like neon and toon get second chances despite their history proving they won't behave for long but cool users like cjw and jeff get the hammer and no second chance given to themIt just means the higher ups are ok with their behavior
You guys take a message board way too seriously lol
It just means the higher ups are ok with their behaviornah won't bother since it's obvious they don't care about feedback since they closed CE and refuse to reopen it or give us bluesky embbeding
contact the admins and mods and ask them why theyre ok with those people's behavior, and not cjw's and jeffs
it annoys me trouble makers like neon and toon get second chances despite their history proving they won't behave for long but cool users like cjw and jeff get the hammer and no second chance given to themWait Jeff got axed? That's why they've not been about?
it annoys me trouble makers like neon and toon get second chances despite their history proving they won't behave for long
Wait Jeff got axed? That's why they've not been about?just to be sure we have two jeff here one is jeffman the other i am talking about is hollywood jeff and yes he got banned for a poorly posted meme that is mostly taken as racist in most context