Why isn't Hans Moleman so popular as a waifu?

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SpawnShadow
05/25/2025
12:52 PM
#1
Is no one gay for Moleman?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/ca60503c.jpg
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evilpresident
05/25/2025
12:54 PM
#2
It's like kissing a peanut
Corruption that you can believe in.
(She/her)
furb
05/25/2025
12:54 PM
#3
Remember the time he starred in that hit indie short film? Some people just don't want to be around fame.
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Antiyonder
05/25/2025
01:20 PM
#4
SpawnShadow posted...
Is no one gay for Moleman?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zGyZ0VUe41c

But seriously, we need a Fantastic Four VS The Moleman.
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Villain_S_Fiend
05/25/2025
01:23 PM
#5
At 31 he's too old for too many "waifu" enthusiasts to make it on the list.
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Phoro
05/25/2025
01:28 PM
#6
I was saying "boo -oobs"
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Turbam
05/25/2025
01:29 PM
#7
I need the biggest seed bell you have.
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Turbam
05/25/2025
01:29 PM
#8
No, that's too big
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