"Hello? Is this technical support? Yes? Good. Right, well, here's the thing. I bought my Donald Trump lunch box from your online store. It turned up yesterday, but it's not a lunch box. It's an actual Donald Trump. He won't convert himself into a lunch box. I've tried everything. I've tried adjusting the knot on his tie. I've applied fake tan, liberally to his face. I tried asking him, nicely if "You could please turn into a lunch box, as advertised, that would be super nice of you", but none of it has worked.
I would like to return this defective product as all it does now is manifest Big Macs by spitting them out at about 5 a minute and then it. smears them all over my floor. Gets in the rug sometimes.
Please send help.
Thanks a bunch,
Dave."
Work in progress bass guitar sound- https://youtu.be/rWj0ZbwTMQU?si=IiqHSLOcy2RaLNaM https://youtu.be/UdKl9R1l9YY?si=bHWWk7oCI9Blt3mj