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#101
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Momatty
04/15/2025
09:06 AM
#102
You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel.
I look like a large unmade bed with a shopping bag attached.
Euripides
04/15/2025
09:19 AM
#103
MARGE: "Homer! Why are you keeping that thing?" (referring to a joint)

HOMER: "As a reminder, Marge"

CUT TO: Shot of joint that has "Dentist - Tuesday" scrawled on it
he/him/his
masterpug53
04/15/2025
09:49 AM
#104
HylianFox posted...
Marge is the undisputed Queen of Underappreciated Lines

"'Hang in there, baby.' You said it, kitty."
*squints*
"'Copyright 1968?' ...Hmm, determined or not, that cat must be long dead. That's kind of a downer."
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
The_Popo
04/15/2025
11:53 AM
#105
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5558168f.jpg
Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran
RasterGraphic
04/15/2025
11:57 AM
#106
Euripides posted...
MARGE: "Homer! Why are you keeping that thing?" (referring to a joint)

HOMER: "As a reminder, Marge"

CUT TO: Shot of joint that has "Dentist - Tuesday" scrawled on it

I like how they kept it in the lore that Homer is a stoner but didn't make it obnoxious.
"Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex."
- Philip J. Fry
HylianFox
04/15/2025
12:03 PM
#107
"Wow, God is so in-your-face!"
"Yeah, he's my favorite fictional character."
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#108
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masterpug53
04/15/2025
12:05 PM
#109
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/6e85b3a9.jpg

I don't know if it qualifies as underappreciated, but this was my best college friend's favorite Simpsons gag.
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Proto_Spark
04/15/2025
12:06 PM
#110
From a later season episode, but this has stuck with me since I heard it like 15 years ago and I can't explain why.

*builds a border wall*
*5 seconds pass*
"Did you miss us? cuz we missed you"
"That's why we built a door!"
masterpug53
04/15/2025
12:06 PM
#111
"Hmm. Somebody's traveling light."
"Nah. Maybe you're getting stronger."
"Well, I have been eating more!"
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Southernfatman
04/15/2025
12:06 PM
#112
"The garage? Hey fellas, the garage. Well ooh la dee da Mr. French man."
"Well what do you call it?"
"A car hole."
Fix your hearts or die.
When I sin I sin real good.
HylianFox
04/15/2025
12:09 PM
#113
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/6a80d099.jpg

How many times have I said this to myself...
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HylianFox
04/15/2025
12:16 PM
#114
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masterpug53
04/15/2025
12:18 PM
#115
"There. Aaronson and Zowkowski are the two biggest gossips in town. In an hour, everyone will know."
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TMOG
04/15/2025
12:41 PM
#116
Homer: "I saw Krabappel's butt, I paid ."
wrestlerman
04/15/2025
12:44 PM
#117
Give her this, this, and then these.
Thank you, Doctor.
Oh Im not a doctor.
I have had this sig. since October 29th, 2004
MC_BatCommander
04/15/2025
12:46 PM
#118
In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
The Legend is True!
masterpug53
04/15/2025
12:48 PM
#119
"This can't be right, this man has 104% body fat! ...Hey, no eating in the tank!"
"Go to hell."
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masterpug53
04/15/2025
01:14 PM
#120
"Oh, this movie's too complicated...Hey, the floor's sticky...Who's that guy? What did that guy say when I said, "Who's that guy?" Oh, that submarine is so fake. Look, you can see the strings. Ooh! An octopus!"

(I have some loved ones in my life who make this scene very relatable)
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TomClark
04/15/2025
01:15 PM
#121
"That's what you get for not hailing to the chimp!"
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masterpug53
04/15/2025
01:28 PM
#122
"Attention, workers. We have completed our evaluation. We regret to announce the following layoffs, which I will read in alphabetical order."
"Simpson, Homer."
"That is all."
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TMOG
04/15/2025
01:47 PM
#123
masterpug53 posted...
"Oh, this movie's too complicated...Hey, the floor's sticky...Who's that guy? What did that guy say when I said, "Who's that guy?" Oh, that submarine is so fake. Look, you can see the strings. Ooh! An octopus!"

(I have some loved ones in my life who make this scene very relatable)
My dad is exactly like that and it's exactly why I don't even watch movies with him when we're at home. Back when I went to theaters, going with him was frustrating and embarrassing.
The_Popo
04/15/2025
02:04 PM
#124
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9c04eff5.jpg
Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran
masterpug53
04/15/2025
02:36 PM
#125
"Lisa, after meeting your father...I've decided to award you an additional five points."
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HylianFox
04/15/2025
02:41 PM
#126
masterpug53 posted...
"Lisa, after meeting your father...I've decided to award you an additional five points."

"And now the award to the students who clearly had no help from their parents."

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DipDipDiver
04/15/2025
02:46 PM
#127
They don't call me Colonel Homer because I'm some dumbass army guy!
Sack to crack, going to town
masterpug53
04/15/2025
03:27 PM
#128
"Do you have any of those microphones left?!"
"Yeah, a couple..."

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masterpug53
04/15/2025
03:37 PM
#129
"Uh, Dave Shutton, Springfield Daily Shopper . Who are you? Where are you going?"
"Oh, do your research, Shutton!"
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The_Popo
04/15/2025
03:59 PM
#130
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Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran
Euripides
04/15/2025
06:43 PM
#131
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9f70e140.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/128493f0.jpg
he/him/his
sabin017
04/15/2025
10:40 PM
#132
"That's opinion, not news!"
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HylianFox
04/15/2025
10:46 PM
#133
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/aec562ba.jpg

"Stupid babies need the most attention!"
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masterpug53
04/16/2025
09:46 AM
#134
"Hello. What's this? Wire hangers...expired medicine... old newspapers!?"
[hyperventilates]
"Okay, Homer, stay calm. Just quietly get this stuff inside your house ..."
[immediately fumbles and spills it everywhere]
"Homer, you're not listening!"
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
Southernfatman
04/16/2025
10:04 AM
#135
"Actually, we were just planning the Father-Son river rafting trip."
"Heh heh. You don't have a son."
Fix your hearts or die.
When I sin I sin real good.
TMOG
04/16/2025
10:09 AM
#136
"EGGHEAD LIKES HIS BOOKY WOOK!" caps
Westernwolf4
04/16/2025
10:11 AM
#137
The B-Sharps! Heh, cant blame a guy for tryin. Ah, youre all under arrest.
An opinion does not turn into a fact simply because the person holding it feels strongly about it.
mustachedmystic
04/16/2025
10:12 AM
#138
I honor the ding, sir.
https://youtu.be/9uEOCoZV1HI?si=7QCwfkdL_VDWRNLx
John Wick is a man of focus. . . commitment. . . and sheer ducking will. He once killed three men in a bar . . . with a pencil .
Shamino
04/16/2025
11:02 AM
#139
Moe, when asked to make a cocktail: Gin and Tonic? Do they mix?

Switch/PC 16 GB 6700k RTX 3080
Cards/Suns/Former Celtics/Diamondbacks/ASU Fan
Westernwolf4
04/16/2025
11:05 AM
#140
InTheEyesOfFire posted...
Ah Del Monte. Enjoy them old man, for they shall be your last.

There is one more way to kill a man, BUT. It is as intricate and precise as a well played game of chess.

(Cut to ineffective wild machine gun blasting)

An opinion does not turn into a fact simply because the person holding it feels strongly about it.
masterpug53
04/16/2025
12:12 PM
#141
"Honestly, Smithers, I don't know why Harvard even bothers to show up. They barely even won!"
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
masterpug53
04/16/2025
12:14 PM
#142
Westernwolf4 posted...
There is one more way to kill a man, BUT. It is as intricate and precise as a well played game of chess.

(Cut to ineffective wild machine gun blasting)

"Our patients..."
*BLAM*
"Are trying..."
*BLAM*
"To sleep!!"
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TMOG
04/16/2025
01:47 PM
#143
(first line of an informational video about menopause, the presenter (sadly post-Troy McClure) picks up a chicken)

"What do you know, she's out of eggs. And if you're watching this, so are you."
Kami_no_Kami
04/17/2025
09:10 AM
#144
https://youtu.be/HUxI4QmvwOw?si=3n93oHAUIj6SN24X
masterpug53
04/17/2025
09:11 AM
#145
"Willie hears ya. Willie don't care."

(I catch myself quoting this at least twice a day on average)
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CyricZ
04/17/2025
09:17 AM
#146
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CyricZ He/him
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DragulaRULEZ
04/17/2025
10:10 AM
#147
Groundskeeper Willy: "I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug!"
::Bart stares::
Groundskeeper Willy: "Ya heard me!"
"I'm going to have to disagree with everything you say from now on. Go ahead, say babies shouldn't be skinned alive, see which side I'm on."
mustachedmystic
04/17/2025
10:11 AM
#148
Tennessein is Tennebelivin
John Wick is a man of focus. . . commitment. . . and sheer ducking will. He once killed three men in a bar . . . with a pencil .
Powdered_Toast
04/17/2025
02:35 PM
#149
"The plant called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday."

"Woohoo! Four day weekend!"
Want some rye? 'Course ya do!
masterpug53
04/17/2025
02:39 PM
#150
"Did anyone see that new Woodsy Allen movie?"
"Y'know I'd like his films, except for that nervous fella who's always in 'em!"
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
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