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TMOG
04/14/2025
01:34 PM
#1
Moe: "I think we might have to make a trip to Little Italy."
Homer: "I'll get our little passports."
ROBBAN
04/14/2025
01:38 PM
#2
one that i laughed at until i had trouble breathing the first time i saw it, that i never see mentioned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_OOrXnwZx4
Kremlin delenda est
MartavisBryant
04/14/2025
01:38 PM
#3
https://youtu.be/B_pWk4DdniE?si=z5IlDXb9aSaIqEi5?t=14s
Starting at 0:14

I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong
BlueAnnihilator
04/14/2025
01:40 PM
#4
Ms. Hoover: Don't be so modest, Lisa. You earned that A+++
Lisa: Actually, there are four plusses.
Ms. Hoover: No, that's Drambuie. *lick*
elizajanegirl
04/14/2025
01:40 PM
#5
Homer: Bart! I don't wanna alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in the house!
Just a girl in the great big world
http://us.battle.net/d3/en/profile/elizajanegrl-1487/hero/76174370
sabin017
04/14/2025
01:41 PM
#6
"Well, I got him as good as he got me."
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RasterGraphic
04/14/2025
01:41 PM
#7
"She's faking it"
"Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex."
- Philip J. Fry
Hayame_Zero
04/14/2025
01:47 PM
#8
"It's spanking season, and I got a hankerin' for some spankerin'!"
...I think I'm done here...
InTheEyesOfFire
04/14/2025
01:55 PM
#9
Get outta bum town! You no good talentless bum!
"Oh man would you just shut up already, how come all you sword guys have to talk about how cool your swords are?"
masterpug53
04/14/2025
02:02 PM
#10
MartavisBryant posted...
https://youtu.be/B_pWk4DdniE?si=z5IlDXb9aSaIqEi5?t=14s
Starting at 0:14

"D'oh!"
"A deer!"
"A female deer!"
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
OldNastyBastard
04/14/2025
02:04 PM
#11
I once tried to kill the world's greatest lover. Then I realize there are laws against suicide.
DragulaRULEZ
04/14/2025
02:05 PM
#12
Greatest Deleted Scene ever:

https://youtu.be/DyS1D4dgXBU?t=11
"I'm going to have to disagree with everything you say from now on. Go ahead, say babies shouldn't be skinned alive, see which side I'm on."
masterpug53
04/14/2025
02:09 PM
#13
"Every class will do its part to make our local bicentennial just as memorable as our national bicentennial. Of course, you children are too young to remember that... with the possible exception of Kearney."
"Those tall ships really lifted the nation's spirits after Watergate!"
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
RasterGraphic
04/14/2025
02:10 PM
#14
*Adult Bart and Miss Hoover in bed*

"Wow! Now I see why they call you Miss Hoover"

(Beat)

"You must have been vacuuming for hours!"
"Anything to please my man".
"Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex."
- Philip J. Fry
Ivynn
04/14/2025
02:11 PM
#15
"Hold on there, maestro. There's a New Mexico?"
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masterpug53
04/14/2025
02:13 PM
#16
"They gave me a choice: jail, the army, or apologizing to the judge and the old lady. Of course, if I'd known there was a war going on, I probably would've apologized."
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
deathguise950
04/14/2025
02:15 PM
#17
Homer: What am I gonna do with all these ash trays?!
Bart: I could pick up smoking?
Homer: You damn well better!

Mr Burns: Simpson, youre fired!
Homer: Woohoo long weekend!

The_Popo
04/14/2025
02:16 PM
#18
https://youtu.be/6QzTaBkySEU

https://youtu.be/SbYzFpw8FpU

https://youtu.be/Gd2dZkf-0RM
Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran
masterpug53
04/14/2025
02:19 PM
#19
"Well Chief, don't quit your day job! Heh heh heh...whatever that is."
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
PeteyParker
04/14/2025
02:19 PM
#20
"Watch out for the Shaq attack!"

"I just think they're neat"

"No, no not me, friends. He's talking about himself, but thanks for looking!"

"Lis, check it out. 'Time for Chili'."

"Wee, I'm Dick Tracy! Bam! Take that Prunceface! Now I'm Pruneface, take that Dick Tracy! Now I'm Prune Tracy, take that Di..."
"How can.. the Prime minister.. support a law.. that makes it illegal for people.. who....What I'm trying to say is.. Oasis rules!"
HylianFox
04/14/2025
02:26 PM
#21
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Marge is the undisputed Queen of Underappreciated Lines
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TMOG
04/14/2025
02:33 PM
#22
Bart: "Take him away, boys."
Wiggum: "Hey! I'm the chief, I give the orders! Bake him away, toys."
Lou: "...What?"
Wiggum: "Just do what the kid says."
masterpug53
04/14/2025
02:36 PM
#23
"Hey kids! You wanna drive through that cactus patch?"
"Yeah!"
"Yeah!"
"...No!"
"Well, two against one!"
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
HylianFox
04/14/2025
02:38 PM
#24
masterpug53 posted...
"Hey kids! You wanna drive through that cactus patch?"
"Yeah!"
"Yeah!"
"...No!"
"Well, two against one!"

"Rakes... my mortal enemy."
"I thought *I* was your mortal enemy."
"I have a life outside of you , Bart."
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Southernfatman
04/14/2025
02:43 PM
#25
"By the way, I'm aware of the irony of appearing on TV in order to decry it. So don't bother pointing that out."

"Wow. Jiffy Lube."

"Get ready for two weeks at the happiest place on Earth, Tijuana!"
Fix your hearts or die.
When I sin I sin real good.
HylianFox
04/14/2025
02:43 PM
#26
Southernfatman posted...
"By the way, I'm aware of the irony of appearing on TV in order to decry it. So don't bother pointing that out."

This is how I feel about being on social media.
:P
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masterpug53
04/14/2025
02:44 PM
#27
"Oh, it's hopeless. Utterly, utterly hopeless!"
"Oh, I see. When it's one of my schemes, you can't foil it fast enough! But when Cecil tries to kill you... 'Oh It's hopeless. Utterly, utterly hopeless!'"
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
HylianFox
04/14/2025
02:45 PM
#28
"What to do about poor Hugo? Too crazy for Boy's Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town. The child was an outcast. "
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argonautweakend
04/14/2025
02:47 PM
#29
Marge, I would like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment

Are you going to eat it

....yes.
masterpug53
04/14/2025
02:49 PM
#30
argonautweakend posted...
Marge, I would like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment

Are you going to eat it

....yes.

That's one of my all-time favorite eps.

"To my sister Jackie, I leave my pet iguana, Jub-Jub."
"Why didn't she just leave me the bowel obstruction that killed her?"
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
HylianFox
04/14/2025
02:50 PM
#31
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PeteyParker
04/14/2025
03:33 PM
#32
"Tonight on 'Eye on Springfield'. Opening day at the world's first two-story outhouse"
...
"Oh god, stop!"
"How can.. the Prime minister.. support a law.. that makes it illegal for people.. who....What I'm trying to say is.. Oasis rules!"
HylianFox
04/14/2025
03:34 PM
#33
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masterpug53
04/14/2025
03:35 PM
#34
PeteyParker posted...
"Tonight on 'Eye on Springfield'. Opening day at the world's first two-story outhouse"
...
"Oh god, stop!"

Similarly, Grandpa Simpson in a port-a-potty:

"This elevator only goes to the basement. And someone made an awwwwful mess down there!"
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
masterpug53
04/14/2025
03:36 PM
#35
"Lord, why do you hate my trains?"
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
HylianFox
04/14/2025
03:37 PM
#36
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/67eaf21a.jpg
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PeteyParker
04/14/2025
03:40 PM
#37
masterpug53 posted...
Similarly, Grandpa Simpson in a port-a-potty:

"This elevator only goes to the basement. And someone made an awwwwful mess down there!"

Also:

"Yeah, Smingers did it. Case closed. Now where's my hat? I'm going to the outhouse."
...
"We don't have an outhouse."
"Ahhh my toolshed! Oh dad!"
"How can.. the Prime minister.. support a law.. that makes it illegal for people.. who....What I'm trying to say is.. Oasis rules!"
gikos
04/14/2025
03:40 PM
#38
What do I tell the Doctor?
Tell him to suck a Lemon''

"tell me why I shouldn't kill you right now"
"There's a great one, but you'll never get it out of me"
"You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty." - Sacha Guitry (1885-1957)
HylianFox
04/14/2025
03:40 PM
#39
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EckyThump
04/14/2025
03:41 PM
#40
One of the most simple and elegant gags in comedy history;
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xxc7S2EyMGk&pp=ygUeaSdtIHNlZWluZyBkb3VibGUgZm91ciBrcnVzdHlz
Sometimes I leave the lids off things. But that's where Satan gets in! And grows the fur on top of the Jam! Satan's little furry jam hats! - Bill Bailey
DragulaRULEZ
04/14/2025
03:48 PM
#41
Ralph: "I ated the purple berries...oww"
Bart: "How are they Ralph, good?"
Ralph: "They taste like burning."
"I'm going to have to disagree with everything you say from now on. Go ahead, say babies shouldn't be skinned alive, see which side I'm on."
HylianFox
04/14/2025
03:49 PM
#42
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masterpug53
04/14/2025
03:52 PM
#43
"Homer, I don't want you driving around in a car you built yourself!"
"Marge, you can stand there finding fault, or you can knit me some seatbelts!"
"Sorry, sorry..."
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
Eat_More_Beef
04/14/2025
03:55 PM
#44
Marge: "Homer, that's not God. That's a waffle Bart threw up there."
Homer: "I know I shouldn't eat thee." *takes a bite. *"Mmmmmmm. Sacrilicious."

Ralph: "What's for lunch tomorrow?"
Director: "Uuuuugh. Next."
Ralph: "Chicken Necks?"
My favourite dinosaur is the Triceratops.
HylianFox
04/14/2025
03:56 PM
#45
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InTheEyesOfFire
04/14/2025
03:57 PM
#46
Well that was deliciously satirical, I wonder of anyone else picked up on that.

Thats it! Were out of here!
"Oh man would you just shut up already, how come all you sword guys have to talk about how cool your swords are?"
a-c-a-b
04/14/2025
03:57 PM
#47
https://youtu.be/NwsUsshY4Tc?si=VadqEqVjrRTUgXJH
Save for your doomed future
Dakimakura
04/14/2025
03:58 PM
#48
I pay the Homer tax. Let the bears pay the bear tax.
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Proto_Spark
04/14/2025
04:03 PM
#49
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HylianFox
04/14/2025
04:05 PM
#50
ROBBAN posted...
one that i laughed at until i had trouble breathing the first time i saw it, that i never see mentioned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_OOrXnwZx4

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c6f78e09.jpg
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