Scenario: They find a dozen corpses that are identical to you outside your home.

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Freak out a little bit. Then feel relieved that this was found before I ended up in a hole with them. I have no knowledge of this so I'm probably part of the experiment. Beyond that, I don't know.

I wish I had walked in here and you were taking a dump on the couch, or doing homework. Anything would be better than that.