Thin Crust Pizza Is a Ripoff

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knightoffire55
02/08/2025
07:06 PM
#1
Can we talk about how thin crust pizza is basically just an overpriced cracker with some sauce and cheese on it? Youre paying the same price (or more) for way less pizza! One bite and its gonewheres the satisfaction?

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FolkenRawr
02/08/2025
07:07 PM
#2
An impressively bad take
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boomgetchopped3
02/08/2025
07:08 PM
#3
Yea Im not into this line of thinking. Some will bemoan not getting enough deli meat on a sub like why is it all about how thick and heavy you can make something?
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DevilSummoner
02/08/2025
07:10 PM
#4
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ReturnOfDevsman
02/08/2025
07:22 PM
#5
I don't like thin crust myself but this is ridiculous.
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Storm_Shadow
02/08/2025
07:23 PM
#6
Sounds like someone is thinking of St. Louis-style pizza.
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TMOG
02/08/2025
07:23 PM
#7
Thin crust pepperoni with some buffalo sauce on top is a delicious pizza
Gurifisu
02/08/2025
07:26 PM
#8
I get itthin crust pizza can feel like a scam. Youre paying full price, but instead of a hearty, doughy slice that fills you up, you get something thats basically a glorified flatbread. A single bite and poofits gone. Meanwhile, a regular crust or deep-dish pizza actually gives you some substance, something to chew on.

And lets talk about toppingsthin crust barely supports anything! You load it up too much, and suddenly youre dealing with a soggy mess. So whats the appeal? Crispiness? Thats just code for not enough food. If I wanted a cracker with cheese, Id make nachos.

Are you a deep-dish person, or do you just want a solid hand-tossed pizza that actually feels like a me
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IfGodCouldDie
02/08/2025
07:31 PM
#9
While the delivery was a little crass, the substance of the op was spot on. Thin crust sucks.
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Error1355
02/08/2025
07:34 PM
#10
I love thin crust but I never buy it because it feels like a waste of money vs a regular pizza.
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Villain_S_Fiend
02/08/2025
07:41 PM
#11
"Hey! This pizza's not filling me up with enough bread!"
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BucketCat
02/08/2025
07:48 PM
#12
I like it. I still think square pizza (Detroit style) is the best, but only if it's fresh. Thin is really good cold.
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thronedfire2
02/08/2025
07:50 PM
#13
100% correct

bar pizza is the only pizza that should have thin crust.
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Kurt_Russel
02/08/2025
07:51 PM
#14
Butits my favorite kind
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GeraldDarko
02/08/2025
07:51 PM
#15
knightoffire55 posted...
Can we talk about how thin crust pizza is basically just an overpriced cracker with some sauce and cheese on it? Youre paying the same price (or more) for way less pizza! One bite and its gonewheres the satisfaction?
Thin crust is often cheaper. Thin crust is delicious. It's not some scam. Take off the tinfoil hat.
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BLooD_WoLf
02/08/2025
10:50 PM
#17
Storm_Shadow posted...
Sounds like someone is thinking of St. Louis-style pizza.

it ain't the crust that makes it trash.
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hyperskate65
02/08/2025
10:54 PM
#18
Thin crust is absolutely delicious and it makes the best leftovers. Either cold, or reheated and rolled up like a sexy taquito.
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DoesntMatter
02/08/2025
10:56 PM
#19
yeah, i never get the thin crust option from Dominos or other chains because it's just so much less filling for the same amount of money. if the thin crust cost less than the regular crust, then it would be worth getting.

certain places that have thin crust as just their regular crust can be good though. artisanal and local places and stuff like that.
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DoesntMatter
02/08/2025
10:57 PM
#20
GeraldDarko posted...
Thin crust is often cheaper.
not really. it's usually the same exact price as regular crust.
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IfGodCouldDie
02/08/2025
11:00 PM
#21
hyperskate65 posted...
rolled up like a sexy taquito.
This is the only redeeming quality of a thin crust pizza.
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