There's a man at work who uses 75% of a toilet paper roll in the morning

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He finishes his business relatively quickly, and then spins the roll like a foosball kill shot. Maybe 15 squares. Then you can hear him scraping. Wiping would not be the right word for the sound I'm hearing.

And then he does it again. And again. A dozen times. It must feel like sandpaper down there. If it were me, the paper would be stained red with blood. But he's a pro. He must have developed powerful callused armor. Years of training, if not decades.

I've never seen his face. Too scared. And you never want to meet your heroes.
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Thanks for sharing.
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ReturnOfDevsman posted...
Thanks for sharing.

np
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Does he moan while wiping?
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Pass him some of this under the stall, it will change his life. Youre both welcome.
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Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape?
Tbf, commercial tp is thin af.
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SilvosForever posted...
Does he moan while wiping?

It's a solemn task, so silence is a must.
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Is it that industrial flimsy ass TP that you couldn't even roll a cigarette with because I kinda understand.
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Learn his schedule. Leave him a portable bidet one morning as a gift.
Homeless_Waifu posted...
Sorry about that. Taco Bells tacos are something else

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Just unearthed an old memory. One of my old managers was a wet wipes guy. Never got along with him, and that must have been why.
Dedicated to D - 4/15/05
Had a director that used to clog the toilet with overuse of TP maybe 2 to 3 times per week. One day, the handyman/janitor went to her office after clearing the clog asked her, Are you okay? I guess you could say he was getting tired of her shit.
I've heard some people steal the tp this way.
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PissedOffMonk posted...
Had a director that used to clog the toilet with overuse of TP maybe 2 to 3 times per week. One day, the handyman/janitor went to her office after clearing the clog asked her, Are you okay? I guess you could say he was getting tired of her shit.

At one company, my CEO had his own toilet. Wonder what it was like.

And it must feel great if you're the night cleaning crew and you get to use it.
Dedicated to D - 4/15/05
Would you prefer his ass remain shitty? It's not like public restrooms have bidets installed there
NightRender posted...
At one company, my CEO had his own toilet. Wonder what it was like.

And it must feel great if you're the night cleaning crew and you get to use it.
lol I worked at one of those companies once. I always used his for #2's. Never got caught.
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ReturnOfDevsman posted...
lol I worked at one of those companies once. I always used his for #2's. Never got caught.

Lol the guys in the grocery night crew I worked with would always shit in the girls bathroom just to stink it up.
Yeah as previous stated, public tp is thin af. I thought about using baby wipes if you have public toilets with trash bins. But, trash bins in toilet stalls arent a thing unless youre in a handicap stall where even then trash bins are uncommon
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ReturnOfDevsman posted...
Thanks for sharing.
he does count as this is current Events

as for me, it doesnt matter other than a preventable strep throat
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kinetika_ posted...
Lol the guys in the grocery night crew I worked with would always shit in the girls bathroom just to stink it up.
I don't often miss working at a grocery store, but I'd be lying if I denied occasionally thinking back fondly on something funny those people did that would never fly in the corporate world.
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ReturnOfDevsman posted...
I don't often miss working at a grocery store, but I'd be lying if I denied occasionally thinking back fondly on something funny those people did that would never fly in the corporate world.

Lmao! It was definitely like High School Part 2 working for a grocery store. I have too many stories, and it's been some years now.

We were horrible. Some of us would be drunk or high, and if one of us got too messed up, we'd tell them to go sleep it off in the break room where their were no cameras and we'd cover for them. Despite the bone head stuff we did, we still managed to get everything 100% done and efficiently. The store would always be fully stocked and spotless, and ready to be opened at 6AM every morning... but if only they knew some of the stuff that went on during our shift. We were really surprised they never caught our shenanigans because we had birthday parties a few times on shift
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WingsOfGood posted...
Life hack

Take it home

Don't need to buy any
The fuck if Im going to get caught embezzling toilet paper
Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape?
JohnEtrav posted...
The fuck if Im going to get caught embezzling toilet paper

Everyone is already embezzling printer paper. Management would be hypocrites if the punished one kind of paper embezzlement and not the other.
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NightRender posted...
Everyone is already embezzling printer paper. Management would be hypocrites if the punished one kind of paper embezzlement and not the other.
The everyone else is doing it excuse doesnt do shit. All it does is makes you the one who got caught and rats every one else out too.
Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape?
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