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I awaken every night screaming with a terror that not even the deepest madness could ever relieve me of. Rise and grind motherfuckers

We smoking R'lyehian algae

We smoking them Dunwich dirigibles

Got so much ice I make the Shining Trapezohedron look like a fuckin Ring Pop

Curbstomped the opp until his head was as amorphous as a shoggoth

I'm about to do a collab with Abdul Alhazred. Get ready for the sequel of your fuckin life

I called Cthulhu

Put the opp through so much mental torment the DSM can't even begin to classify the shit he's feeling

Got more gold around my neck than Obed Marsh seen in his entire life

I can feel the psionic tendrils of Nyarlathotep worming into the sulci of my brain. I see clearer than ever

We snorting that shit from Charles Dexter Wards cell

This zaza will give you the Innsmouth Look

Painted my Lambo the color out of space, now every traffic signal I come across is unrecognizable to the human eye. Pedal to the fuckin metal, I say

I scanned a QR code on the wall of a gas station bathroom that took me to an unlisted YouTube video depicting the most unspeakable, soul-crushing horrors Ive ever witnessed. Never hit the Like button faster

We smoking tachyons. Go ahead and snitch, by the time the cops get here, Ill be in another timeline

Stand ten toes down? I'll stand one hundred thirty seven toes down, my true form is incomprehensible to you fuckbois

Tried to sacrifice the opp to Yog-Sothoth, but he just sent that little jit right back here

My bitch look like Pickman's model

I'm in Devil's Reef smoking some shit I got from Dagon, got me plotting the downfall of all terrestrial life

Had to block Shub's number. She is NEVER getting that child support

I can't remember who I am, and humanity is better off for it

The rats in my walls subsist on nothing but percocets, and those lil fuckers are eating like kings

Took so much ketamine I went into a deeper trance than Azathoth

Humanity is so unfathomably doomed that the only solace one could ever hope for is to have never been born at all
" Bro Just Let Me Karate Chop You And You Can Have As Many Skateboards As You Want "
Im sorry you put all this effort into this
Trucking Legend Don Schneider!
Not enough racial slurs for Lovecraft.
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Im sorry you put all this effort into this
Thank you, I had a lot of fun

DrizztLink posted...
Not enough racial slurs for Lovecraft.
There is no horror worse than getting banned from CE
" Bro Just Let Me Karate Chop You And You Can Have As Many Skateboards As You Want "
i for one enjoyed this brief distraction
April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
Robot2600 posted...
i for one enjoyed this brief distraction
That makes me happy
" Bro Just Let Me Karate Chop You And You Can Have As Many Skateboards As You Want "
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