If a person walked up and handed you a Kraft Single out of a pack

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wackyteen
01/10/2025
03:45 PM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/41ff770b.jpg

They open the pack in front of you and then pull out a wrapped Kraft Single and hand it to you
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Heineken14
01/10/2025
03:46 PM
#2
I would hope it would be a part of this.

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GeminiDeus
01/10/2025
03:46 PM
#3
I still wouldn't accept food from a stranger even if they freshly opened a pack in front of me. I'd just say I'm lactose intolerant and politely decline.
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Bass
01/10/2025
03:48 PM
#4
I would just walk away without taking it, tbh.
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LuigiChalmersJr
01/10/2025
03:50 PM
#5
I'd take it then toss it when they are out of view. I don't want to upset a person that would randomly hand out cheese singles.
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Irony
01/10/2025
03:51 PM
#6
I would stick my sword in the ground and kneel
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party_animal07
01/10/2025
03:52 PM
#7
I loved Kraft singles growing up. Not so much now.
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CobraGT
01/10/2025
03:55 PM
#8
I only eat processed cheese in certain dishes and usually opt for white processed cheese.

I grew up eating velveeta and know what it tastes like when expertly-prepped. I cannot stand it when I make it.
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KajeI
01/10/2025
03:55 PM
#9
There's no chance I'm eating any food a random person hands to me, but I'd definitely be fascinated.
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Kisai
01/10/2025
04:09 PM
#10
GeminiDeus posted...
I still wouldn't accept food from a stranger even if they freshly opened a pack in front of me. I'd just say I'm lactose intolerant and politely decline.
You could just decline without making up an excuse.
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Sephirothe
01/10/2025
04:10 PM
#11
Bass posted...
I would just walk away without taking it, tbh.
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viewmaster_pi
01/10/2025
04:14 PM
#12
GeminiDeus posted...
I still wouldn't accept food from a stranger even if they freshly opened a pack in front of me.

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ROBANN_88
01/10/2025
04:20 PM
#13
if this is about this:
https://i.imgur.com/VNI05zj.jpeg

it's only said to work on women
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psideresider
01/10/2025
04:20 PM
#14
I was at the dmv years ago to renew my license. Was a long wait, so I went across the street to get some snacks from a convenience store.

This lady comes out of the store and asked me for a cigarette. Cupped in her right hand was a huge pile of nacho cheese. Every few seconds shed lick it. Was gross and weird.
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Giant_Aspirin
01/10/2025
04:32 PM
#15
i refuse it because i'd just throw it away
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GeminiDeus
01/10/2025
04:55 PM
#16
Kisai posted...
You could just decline without making up an excuse.
The excuse is for in case they're very insistent that I take the cheese.
Without truth, there is nothing.
Bugmeat
01/10/2025
05:10 PM
#17
I wouldn't accept it. I would just keep going under the assumption that it was some dipshit making a stupid video that I have absolutely no desire to participate in.

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Tom_Joad
01/10/2025
06:18 PM
#18
They aren't even cheese. By law, it can't be called cheese, only a "cheese product", because it, well, really isn't cheese.

Just like how cream for coffee can't be called milk.

You want a slice of cheese, gouda or edam is a good basic cheese.

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viewmaster_pi
01/10/2025
07:25 PM
#19
Tom_Joad posted...
They aren't even cheese. By law, it can't be called cheese, only a "cheese product", because it, well, really isn't cheese.
it 100% is cheese, just with additives, like literally every single modern food item you will find in a grocery store

not that i prefer it over "pure" cheeses, this is just a weird thing that pearls get clutched- nay- crushed over
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DrizztLink
01/10/2025
07:45 PM
#20
viewmaster_pi posted...
it 100% is cheese, just with additives, like literally every single modern food item you will find in a grocery store
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8c8849ae.jpg
Doesn't look like Kraft agrees with your assessment, seeing as their answer to a yes or no question was not "yes."
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LeCh0nk
01/10/2025
08:02 PM
#21
ROBANN_88 posted...
if this is about this:
https://i.imgur.com/VNI05zj.jpeg

it's only said to work on women
Then call me a woman, because that would sure as hell work on me.
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