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specialkid8
01/09/2025
10:13 PM
#1
Which one do you choose? And no, it can't be THAT one. They are not sentient. You are going to jail.
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random_man9119
01/09/2025
10:14 PM
#2
Minior... As long as it doesn't die with its shell off like the Pokedex says...

If so, then Mabosstiff is probably my second choice...
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Kim_Seong-a
01/09/2025
10:15 PM
#3
Meowth for PayDay shenanigans
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wackyteen
01/09/2025
10:15 PM
#4
Alakazam for genius IQ.

Or Flareon for warmth.

Or Magcargo so we can generate steam for power.

A fair amount of good picks depending on what we want.
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buddah86
01/09/2025
10:16 PM
#5
How in control of their powers are they?

If Pikachu sneezes, is he going to thunder shock everything around him and electrocute me and I'm dead? How real are we getting with them?

Or are they just like regular house pets but look like pokemon? No super crazy powers etc
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Azn_Psycho
01/09/2025
10:16 PM
#6
specialkid8 posted...
And no, it can't be THAT one.

But it's like having all Pokemon at once! Fine... I guess I'll just take God.

And if I'm barred from that, I guess Charizard...
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Hambo
01/09/2025
10:17 PM
#7
Alolan Meowth or Lechonk. Why would you make me choose between my beautiful children?
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Smiffwilm
01/09/2025
10:18 PM
#8
Torn between Jigglypuff and Eevee. Unless there is a method to evolve them (not that specific ONE, I meant in general. Yeesh. People really tainted it huh lol) , Jigglypuff is my clear choice.
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Kanaya413
01/09/2025
10:18 PM
#9
Meowth
its my fav Pokmon and its just a cat anyway
BlackScythe0
01/09/2025
10:20 PM
#10
Growlithe.
Umbreon
01/09/2025
10:23 PM
#11
Eevee

I'd say Cyndaquil but without anime physics, raising anything that naturally produces fire is, well, playing with fire.
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Guide
01/09/2025
10:24 PM
#12
Tropius. Free delicious fruit, free flight.
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MartavisBryant
01/09/2025
10:28 PM
#13
Flareon, without any hesitation
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LuigiChalmersJr
01/09/2025
10:31 PM
#14
Lickitung
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YugiNoob
01/09/2025
10:31 PM
#15
If we're talking purely for purposes as a pet to love and care for, I would want an Espeon. I know there are others that would have ridiculously abusable perks that could essentially let you rule the world and whatnot.
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Charged151
01/09/2025
10:32 PM
#16
Espeon. It would get along good with my cats.
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Evthean
01/09/2025
10:52 PM
#17
Umbreon
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sabin017
01/09/2025
11:01 PM
#18
IDK what THAT one is so Mew.
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Touch
01/09/2025
11:03 PM
#19
I wanna say Arcanine. Awesome tiger dog thing. Loyal. Could ride on when I need a fast and fun way to get somewhere. Help keep me warm in the winter.
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Sephirothe
01/09/2025
11:13 PM
#20
Murkrow
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BewmHedshot
01/09/2025
11:18 PM
#21
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Bass
01/09/2025
11:30 PM
#22
I'd say Squirtle. I like Charmander a bit more but he'd probably accidentally burn my house down.
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Agent_Stroud
01/09/2025
11:32 PM
#23
Stoutland since I already got several real world Yorkies, so why not a giant one that I could ride on?
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Ricemills
01/09/2025
11:35 PM
#24
sabin017 posted...
IDK what THAT one is so Mew.

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Agent_Stroud
01/09/2025
11:37 PM
#25
sabin017 posted...
IDK what THAT one is so Mew.

Probably Gardevoir given all the lewd fan art of that particular Pokmon shared on the Nintendo boards in the past before the hornyposting ban was implemented.
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YugiNoob
01/10/2025
12:09 AM
#26
Bass posted...
I'd say Squirtle. I like Charmander a bit more but he'd probably accidentally burn my house down.
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Agent_Stroud
01/10/2025
12:12 AM
#27
YugiNoob posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f70ad8fa.jpg

Shouldve known it was a Dorkly comic before reaching the final panel, as its their signature humor and wit minus the loud screaming and explicit language that seem to be in more than a few of their YouTube animations.
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KainWind
01/10/2025
12:16 AM
#28
Giratina
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Luigi_and_Tails
01/10/2025
12:32 AM
#29
Pokmon #94, plzkthx.

Yes, I know it's not legal, the mods might warn me again so I can't name it just in case, but yeah. Prankster, likes a good time, hides away when the time is right, but if we were best mates then that'd be hilarious. I'd never lose a game of pub golf if I could get #94 d**** on b*** and then return it to it's pokball to recover from PSN.
No, I'm not that one.
Enclave
01/10/2025
12:34 AM
#30
Arceus
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Alteres
01/10/2025
12:55 AM
#31
that Pokmon could honestly mean so many at this point, tc really does have to clarify
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Kai_Laguna
01/10/2025
01:06 AM
#32
Salazzle. For...reasons.
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MotaroRIP619
01/10/2025
01:19 AM
#34
Eevee for sure
SomeLikeItHoth
01/10/2025
01:32 AM
#35
Dreepy.
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The_Korey
01/10/2025
02:06 AM
#36
Either Gengar, so he kan remove my spirit from my body and we kan stealthily go anywhere or possess a slot machine and make me rich, or Suicune, because it kan turn any body of water into pure klean drinkable water.

Humanitarianism or selfindulgence. Decisions, decisions...
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Mr_Karate_II
01/10/2025
02:09 AM
#37
Meowth if having Pikachu would just be all kinds of chaos if he sneezes and electricity just hits everyone and everything.

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M1Astray
01/10/2025
02:16 AM
#38
That one?

-Typhlosion?
-Slaking?
-Gardevoir?
-Lopunny?
-Vaporeon?
-Lilligent?
-Hypno?

Anyway Gardevoir unironically. I would say Mewtwo but I suspect he'd be a tad too strong and while I have designs for world domination I believe Gardevoir would suffice on what I'm after whilst remaining firmly loyal to me (and I to her).
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specialkid8
01/10/2025
07:31 AM
#39
M1Astray posted...
That one?

-Typhlosion?
-Slaking?
-Gardevoir?
-Lopunny?
-Vaporeon?
-Lilligent?
-Hypno?

Anyway Gardevoir unironically. I would say Mewtwo but I suspect he'd be a tad too strong and while I have designs for world domination I believe Gardevoir would suffice on what I'm after whilst remaining firmly loyal to me (and I to her).
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Phanir
01/10/2025
07:32 AM
#40
Cyndaquil. I'm a grown man who still finds comfort with my giant stuffed one sometimes. Love the lil dude(tte).
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AceMos
01/10/2025
07:53 AM
#41
gardivoir as its my favorite pokemon and no not for those reasons

3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.*does her janpuu dance*
Nukazie
01/10/2025
08:01 AM
#42
if they're totally tamed, mewtwo
otherwise, jirachi
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Shotgunnova
01/10/2025
08:03 AM
#44
My heart says Steelix
My mind says

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specialkid8
01/10/2025
08:04 AM
#45
NCloud posted...
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AceMos
01/10/2025
08:04 AM
#46
i like gardivoir for its elegant design the lore around its loyalty to its trainer

its a beautiful knightly pokemon

why is it people have to justify liking pokemon like this

if some one likes charizard cus "its a cool dragon" thats enough

but if you like gardevoir you need to write an essay on why you like it other wise people just assume "HORNY"

and its rather annoying
3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.*does her janpuu dance*
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ai123
01/10/2025
08:13 AM
#48
After thinking about it . . . Donphan.

Small enough to be manageable. Not boring like the ones that are basically cats and dogs. No ridiculous spooky powers, dangerous abilities, or care needs. No one's going to think you're a pervert for having one.

Just a tough little buddy to hang out with. Perfect.
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Alteres
01/10/2025
08:13 AM
#49
Honestly gardevoir was cool as the first three stage psychic type that you could get without a fucking link cable Im still salty about alakazaam after all these years
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Turbam
01/10/2025
08:13 AM
#50
Magcargo
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