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Oh boy looking forward to drive home, but once home I can just chill and empty it all out.

And then tomorrow, I can eat again, once it's over.
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I'm not entirely sure you're supposed to drive yourself home.
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I'm not entirely sure you're supposed to drive yourself home.
Tomorrow after the procedure I'm not supposed to drive myself home.

I realize now that my initial post kinda left that vague.

No I'm at work now. Officially in the "prep" stage.
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CyricZ posted...
Tomorrow after the procedure I'm not supposed to drive myself home.

I realize now that my initial post kinda left that vague.

No I'm at work now. Officially in the "prep" stage.
That makes more sense.

I don't think they'd even let you drive yourself post-anesthesia.
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I've decided I'm not a fan of the white Gatorade.
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All done. I live. :)
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Which version of the prep is it?
I've done 2 version of it and vastly preferred one over the other.
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ScazarMeltex posted...
Which version of the prep is it?
I've done 2 version of it and vastly preferred one over the other.
Five days prior go to low fiber.
One day prior have very light breakfast, clear liquids rest of the day, and then a Miralax/Gatorade mixture that evening.
The day of, have another Miralax/Gatorade mixture six hours prior to the appointment.
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So the version that I preferred was the miralax/powerade mix night before then some awful tasting stuff that you drink straight from the bottle 6 hours before. That stuff from the 6 hours before, you may as well drink sitting on the toilet it hits that quickly.

Anyways, if you haven't ever done it before, enjoy the propofol nap. It's the best sleep you will ever have.
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Might that be magnesium citrate? I had a friend who did that and she did not enjoy it.
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The best prep I know of is is Clenpiq, which replaced the previous best Prepopik.

The worst I tried was some, like, 3 ounce thing. Both the strongest and worst flavor I've ever tasted. Discontinued like twenty years ago because it caused kidney failure.

The most common one (GoLytely) is the worst. It's an entire fuckin' gallon of room-temperature mucous with an alleged fruit flavoring.

Supposed to suck down a tall glass every fifteen minutes.

Comparatively, Clenpiq is two separate 8 ounce glasses of water with the powder stirred in. Add powder, stir for like five minutes, slam it down. Honestly tastes alright, too.

The most disconcerting part is that the water gets a solid fifteen degrees warmer while you stir.
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CyricZ posted...
Might that be magnesium citrate? I had a friend who did that and she did not enjoy it.
That was it. God it tasted awful.
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I appreciate one thing about CE being mostly older folks. Colonscopy is not a taboo topic. :)
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CyricZ posted...
I appreciate one thing about CE being mostly older folks. Colonscopy is not a taboo topic. :)
I had my first one when I was, like, seven.

Had plenty of time to stop giving a shit about my bi-yearly shit-giving.
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CyricZ posted...
I appreciate one thing about CE being mostly older folks. Colonscopy is not a taboo topic. :)
Colonoscopies are super important, I wish society wouldn't be so squeamish about them. It helped me find my cancer at stage one. A type of cancer that is almost never found at stage one.

DrizztLink posted...
I had my first one when I was, like, seven.

Had plenty of time to stop giving a shit about my bi-yearly shit-giving.
Good lord man, if you don't mind me asking, what the hell do you have going on that you have to do it twice a year?
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ScazarMeltex posted...
Good lord man, if you don't mind me asking, what the hell do you have going on that you have to do it twice a year?
Every other year. Not sure how to properly phrase that, English is a joke of a language.

Colitis.

It's well managed, mine has never crossed over into ulcerative.

When I'm symptomatic there might be redness in the lining but you basically need a biopsy to categorize the inflammation.

Even then, when I'm symptomatic I'll get twisting cramps in my gut that feels like I swallowed whole a glass of tiny porcupines and now someone is twisting my intestine like they're giving me an arm burn. Followed by the kind of gas that can visibly age an entire room's wallpaper.
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Couldn't drive but my local 99 Restaurant is literally across the street from my building complex so I WALKED.

Had a nice big All-Star Burger mmmmm.
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