DSPGaming General 35: I'm begging, begging you,

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dancing_cactuar posted...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6hDZtyFAwD0
Moron actually thinks that people buy every single fucking game that's released.

Also, unhinged Hogwarts Legacy... something, not even sure whether to call it a rant or not. And no shit 2k sold more than fucking Metaphor Refantazio.
He seems to think best selling means best games
dancing_cactuar posted...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6hDZtyFAwD0
Moron actually thinks that people buy every single fucking game that's released.

Also, unhinged Hogwarts Legacy... something, not even sure whether to call it a rant or not. And no shit 2k sold more than fucking Metaphor Refantazio.

its clips like this that make me understand why some people passionately hate this dude. he's a fucking jackass alright... lol
https://youtu.be/bXNMoqnEZaU?si=Fk8mga6ERHs9HItj

ack ack ack ppp is just razzing us hes my friend!
I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG
LightningAce11 posted...
https://youtu.be/bXNMoqnEZaU?si=Fk8mga6ERHs9HItj

ack ack ack ppp is just razzing us hes my friend!
Lmao
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/83074bd7.jpg
Absolutely pathetic pig. Also

Tevin says little about Khet: THERE'S A SICK MOTHERFUCKER ON THE INTERNET CALLED TEVIN WHO CHASED HER OUT OF THE STREAM
Triple Bypass openly dumps on Khet calling her fat and shit: Lol it's just razzing bro
PS5s have liquid metal tech like the T-1000- AceCombatX
All games, movies, albums, and books are fads- Darkfire12
Hes such a coward when hes not yelling at his faceless chat, many of which are disabled and dont know better.
I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qI0JuEeVUw
This man is absolutely insane, jesus christ. If your cat is that fucked up around other people, sounds like a you issue, m8. Guess that means he ain't leaving the house for another decade considering how the cat is only 3 years old or so.

Oh, and Street Fighter 6 officially as bad as V because he lost to a Bison player outside of Ranked, sent to banworld just in time for Mai, the game is literally dying.
PS5s have liquid metal tech like the T-1000- AceCombatX
All games, movies, albums, and books are fads- Darkfire12
One of the worst ways to do a poll in existence
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/85fede3a.jpg
Imagine wanting this wheelchair to play fucking Chess or Factorio.
PS5s have liquid metal tech like the T-1000- AceCombatX
All games, movies, albums, and books are fads- Darkfire12
Dude got baited into shaking his ass on stream.
I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG
For the next marathon, enjoy him covering his eyes not looking at the screen (he's married, dood!) while stumbling through Lollipop Chainsaw, and enjoy him playing against bots on Chess.com. Truly an amazing streamer.

If the Lollipop Chainsaw content produces enough gold dust, I almost feel obligated to dust off the video editor and make a side by side compilation of him when he first played it vs now.
PS5s have liquid metal tech like the T-1000- AceCombatX
All games, movies, albums, and books are fads- Darkfire12
dancing_cactuar posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qI0JuEeVUw
This man is absolutely insane, jesus christ. If your cat is that fucked up around other people, sounds like a you issue, m8. Guess that means he ain't leaving the house for another decade considering how the cat is only 3 years old or so.

Classic DSP, even simple things like traveling are impossible for him. I have a skiddish cat too and we travel all the time, you just pay someone to feed them multiple times per day at your home, you don't have to board them.

The concept of a cat having mental trauma from seeing strangers is so dumb and hilarious
The Legend is True!
MC_BatCommander posted...
Classic DSP, even simple things like traveling are impossible for him. I have a skiddish cat too and we travel all the time, you just pay someone to feed them multiple times per day at your home, you don't have to board them.

The concept of a cat having mental trauma from seeing strangers is so dumb and hilarious
It's also a big fat lie (as usual) considering how Dave paid someone to watch over Jasper before.

PS5s have liquid metal tech like the T-1000- AceCombatX
All games, movies, albums, and books are fads- Darkfire12
https://youtu.be/wSVS1PYsMI4?si=5Qc7Dg3geFAf9nQf
I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG
LightningAce11 posted...
https://youtu.be/wSVS1PYsMI4?si=5Qc7Dg3geFAf9nQf
The WPIG multiple stream deep dive of this topic before and after Khet moved in was really insightful about this. Before he was making silent g grape jokes and all sorts of insane shit, now the slightest romantic scene has him in a tizzy, and it happened pretty quickly also after she moved in. I really have to question to what extent she's responsible for his borderline incel behavior at this point.
PS5s have liquid metal tech like the T-1000- AceCombatX
All games, movies, albums, and books are fads- Darkfire12
Oh yeah we've been speculating that if it's Khet putting him in his place or something. I kind of lean more towards 'he does it because he has a child-like idea of what being an adult is and a responsible adult doesn't lust after women.'
http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/8513/guyversfightmc1.gif
Snesman64 and I are brothers stop being surprised.
Irrelevant posted...
I kind of lean more towards 'he does it because he has a child-like idea of what being an adult is and a responsible adult doesn't lust after women.'
It's 100% this.
Yet he hoots and hollers whenever he goes into the hot springs with the men in Yakuza.
I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG
Yet the first time he played MGS3 he wouldn't stop talking about EVAs tits.
"You're made of spare parts, aren't ya, bud?"
wanderingshade posted...
Yet the first time he played MGS3 he wouldn't stop talking about EVAs tits.
I feel that too was 'I'm supposed to be super into women or I'll come off as gay and weird!'
Every time he'd be with other people and laugh with them it always seemed artifical. That time he was in a hotel for a convention and some of the 'basketball' people were fighting and he wouldn't stop laughing still comes off as 'I am a human male therefore I must find these shenanigans hilarious!'

Just my take after watching this guy since yikes 2017? I think I started near the time Tevin gutted that Fred Fuchs group. Funnily enough I heard about him when someone on Discord was like 'he jerked it off on stream! I mean we only saw his shoulders but still...'
http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/8513/guyversfightmc1.gif
Snesman64 and I are brothers stop being surprised.
LightningAce11 posted...
Yet he hoots and hollers whenever he goes into the hot springs with the men in Yakuza.
This is the reason why I go with the Khet theory as opposed to him trying to imitate what a machoor adult would be like and failing miserably like an alien. Dude is laughing it up when this happens or when he bumbled his way into gay bear romance in Baldur's Gate III, but the merest hint of romance between a woman and man (heaven forbid two women) gives him an aneurysm.
PS5s have liquid metal tech like the T-1000- AceCombatX
All games, movies, albums, and books are fads- Darkfire12
So about that cake he's using to beg. It arrives tomorrow. It will only last a few days he says. He can't possibly put it in his freezer, there's no room. He needs to get 150 dollars 8 times to "unlock" the marathon where would eat it. I'm sure Iron Chef and maybe another dent will probably band together to get there at some point in the week, but what if they don't? Is he just going to eat the cake off screen? Another idiot spent 90-100 dollars to buy him the cake.

This whole thing is yet another turn for the disgusting for Phil.
dancing_cactuar posted...
For the next marathon, enjoy him covering his eyes not looking at the screen (he's married, dood!) while stumbling through Lollipop Chainsaw, and enjoy him playing against bots on Chess.com. Truly an amazing streamer.

If the Lollipop Chainsaw content produces enough gold dust, I almost feel obligated to dust off the video editor and make a side by side compilation of him when he first played it vs now.

Do it!
N.P.C.C. (Nintendo Porn Company Conspiracy)
If it exist...There isn't enough of it! The truth is out there!
Comparison between "Titties! Motor boat! UHBURURRBRUBRURB ACK ACK ACK" Phil and "What da fuck ack ack ack come on dude!" Phil.
"You're made of spare parts, aren't ya, bud?"
Phil is pretending he is a more successful variety content creator than Nostalgia Critic, Angry Video Game Nerd, and Angry Joe.

He also said he can do a big variety of games and "they all work."

This was after he started his podcast ranting about how indies don't work for 45ish minutes.
Does he ever actually finish games? He can't say they all work on his stream if he is constantly quitting games. I don't watch his streams, but what I heard is most games, he never finishes
Zikten posted...
Does he ever actually finish games? He can't say they all work on his stream if he is constantly quitting games. I don't watch his streams, but what I heard is most games, he never finishes
He's quitting them at an increasing pace, last year he quit so many he couldn't even do a GOTY list, he did a goofy best/worst playthroughs which I summed up earlier in the topic. Truly dented to have a demo be the worst playthrough and the second best one simultaneously.
PS5s have liquid metal tech like the T-1000- AceCombatX
All games, movies, albums, and books are fads- Darkfire12
Phil took a picture of his freezer to show how he can't have a cake in there and add taking pictures to the endless list of things Phil can't do properly because you can't see fucking anything about the freezer's capacity in said picture. Doesn't even show the whole thing.

Also, apparently Phil buys premium frozen ramen meals.

Because of course he does. If there's anything we should be wasting money on it's premium ramen that takes up space in a fridge rather than finding one of the actually alright instant ramens you can just store in a cupboard. Not like either is anything like the real deal.

Also in general his freezer is full of the most fatty fastfood shit. I think there was a bag of berries and the rest of it was pizza, burgers, ramen, french fries. This is definitely a guy who lives a healthy life and whose wife cooks every day.

ALSO ALSO ALSO. Fatty nazi guy LITERALLY called Phil the a-word and Phil just completely ignored it.
"DSP get a job sign at the royal rumble"
N.P.C.C. (Nintendo Porn Company Conspiracy)
If it exist...There isn't enough of it! The truth is out there!
He got so upset at that lol
I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG
RUM CAKE AND MARATHON GOALS ACHIEVED, CONGRATULATIONS DENTS

I have already begun the edit I waffled around on, I was listening to a prestream restream from WPIG while playing Powerwash Sim and heard the pig talk about how Lollipop Chainsaw just ain't that good of a game and how it's too edgy and reminded him too much of those shitty games made by Suda 45 (his wording). Well guess what he said was an honorable mention for his GOTY countdown in 2012!
PS5s have liquid metal tech like the T-1000- AceCombatX
All games, movies, albums, and books are fads- Darkfire12
DodogamaRayBrst posted...
Phil took a picture of his freezer to show how he can't have a cake in there and add taking pictures to the endless list of things Phil can't do properly because you can't see fucking anything about the freezer's capacity in said picture. Doesn't even show the whole thing.

Also, apparently Phil buys premium frozen ramen meals.

Because of course he does. If there's anything we should be wasting money on it's premium ramen that takes up space in a fridge rather than finding one of the actually alright instant ramens you can just store in a cupboard. Not like either is anything like the real deal.

Also in general his freezer is full of the most fatty fastfood shit. I think there was a bag of berries and the rest of it was pizza, burgers, ramen, french fries. This is definitely a guy who lives a healthy life and whose wife cooks every day.

ALSO ALSO ALSO. Fatty nazi guy LITERALLY called Phil the a-word and Phil just completely ignored it.

Even the better Cup Ramen is like $1.80 for instant ramen. Shin Ramen (Ramyun because it's Korean I guess) is way way better compared to Nissin Cup noodles and shitty old Maruchan that comes in a block.
"You're made of spare parts, aren't ya, bud?"
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