Oops lolYes but it's kinda spoiler
there's also an Atari girl
Isn't the pc engine also supposed to be on of the girls?
Assuming this one is neptunia.
You defeat your landlord with the power of gamblingSuch a fantastic game on mobile.
I drive really badly and come in last. Every time.Bet no one guessed
Man goes to work in 1999, doesn't eat anything until 2007That's an easy one, it's Half Life.
Shit not only happens, it sings.
Conkers Bad Fur Day.
*TECHNICALLY SPOILERS SINCE IT'S AN ENDING*The Crab Rangoon wasn't very good.
You have a meal with a warlord then sit on your ass for about 15 minutes
The Crab Rangoon wasn't very good.Hey, the chefs worked hard on that. Actually no, probably not. Ubisoft posted the recipe on their Facebook page and it's really basic lol
Doing well in a computer simulation allows you to save the universe and bang all your friends.Saints Row 4?
Saints Row 4?Yes.
Travel back in time from a dark future where time has stopped and stop time to stop time from stopping.It is
After you stop time from stopping you have your adopted child taken away from you because it got sick after you fed it a bunch of sweets. You are later told that your very existence is ruining the world and you should unalive yourself.
A reeeeaaalllllyyyy long day spent partying with your daughter.There's no way to make this guess without it being a spoiler but
There's no way to make this guess without it being a spoiler butDang that was way too easy.Deathloop
Short and stocky manual laborer trips on edibles and murders his pet turtle.Mario of course
Mario of course
Elementary school kid fights cyber terrorists again and is somehow more competent than every adult in the world.Earthbound? Or
Japanese highschooler fights to shape the world using mythological beings
orange marsupial who likes apples and has a floating mask around him saves the world from a mad scientist.
Highschoolers befriend a manbearpig thing while shopping at a Japanese version of Wal-mart.