We used to complain that the little 'X' you had to click to exit the ad was too small.
Now you get:
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30 second ad
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Click 'X', which takes you to the app store
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Click 'Done' to leave the app store, which takes you back to the ad
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Wait another 10 seconds as it shows you more ad
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Click 'X' again, which takes you to the final screen
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Click 'X' one more time
I just want to crush candy while I'm pooping, dammit!