There's a fly in my room and it won't leave me the fuck alone

Current Events

Current Events » There's a fly in my room and it won't leave me the fuck alone
Irony
11/10/2024
03:03 PM
#1
Fuck
See profile pic
Ivynn
11/10/2024
03:04 PM
#2
Get a spider.
http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif
#3
Post #3 was unavailable or deleted.
Irony
11/10/2024
03:09 PM
#4
Godnorgosh posted...
Just don't crawl into any teleportation devices with it
Please I wouldn't crawl into it
See profile pic
Spiderman23J
11/10/2024
03:10 PM
#5
Kill it
buss on life
Irony
11/10/2024
03:10 PM
#6
Spiderman23J posted...
Kill it
I'm trying it's like Speed-o'-Sound Sonic
See profile pic
#7
Post #7 was unavailable or deleted.
R1masher
11/10/2024
03:12 PM
#8
Something something more flies with honey
R1R1R1R1R1R1
__starsnostars
11/10/2024
03:20 PM
#9
Stop smelling like doodoo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDyXIXyAZq0
Please consider adopting a cat from your SPCA or local animal shelter.
Irony
11/10/2024
03:20 PM
#10
R1masher posted...
Something something more flies with honey
So do I pour the honey on myself or all over my floor
See profile pic
#11
Post #11 was unavailable or deleted.
NO2_Fiend
11/10/2024
03:32 PM
#12
Place your hands half a foot above it then clap as fast as you can. Fly will fly directly into your clap.
I'm an artist at what I do. I fuel the fire, watch it burn, and laugh all the while.
Bugmeat
11/10/2024
03:32 PM
#13
Those zapper swatters are great for that single fly that won't land long enough to squish. You can just swipe them out of the air and laugh as they crackle and sizzle.

It's not a war crime the first time.
Irony
11/10/2024
03:33 PM
#14
Bugmeat posted...
Those zapper swatters are great for that single fly that won't land long enough to squish. You can just swipe them out of the air and laugh as they crackle and sizzle.
If I miss and hit something will it catch on fire
See profile pic
modena
11/10/2024
03:36 PM
#15
I keep a spray bottle that has alcohol and dish soap. Works instantly.
I'm surrounded
Bugmeat
11/10/2024
03:56 PM
#16
Irony posted...
If I miss and hit something will it catch on fire

No. You'd almost have to be trying to start a fire with one of these.

It's not a war crime the first time.
Current Events » There's a fly in my room and it won't leave me the fuck alone