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Charged151
11/11/2024
11:34 AM
#104
Criticizing Trump
I'm...the...master...of...ellipses...
texanfan27
11/11/2024
11:36 AM
#105
Stealing electricity by charging their phone
I'm a ? Block. No, punching me won't give you power ups.
Kurt_Russel
11/11/2024
01:04 PM
#106
texanfan27 posted...
Stealing electricity by charging their phone
Secretly being a Cali fan.
You gonna do somethin' or just stand there and bleed?
HighSeraph
11/11/2024
01:42 PM
#107
Tickling a rhino at the zoo
She/Her Crimsoness' Alt
Dynamite with a laser beam
Unsuprised_Pika
11/11/2024
02:10 PM
#108
HighSeraph posted...
Tickling a rhino at the zoo

Doing illegal drugs with an angel
I post clips of my cool, stupid and glitchy MH Sunbreak and Tears of the Kingdom gameplay here just for fun.
https://youtube.com/user/linkachu1000
Charged151
11/11/2024
02:12 PM
#109
Forcing people to dance in the streets while pelting them potatoes.
I'm...the...master...of...ellipses...
samsungsalt
11/11/2024
02:13 PM
#110
Stealing electricity to charge an EV
my old computer died and i didn't feel like resetting the password to my original account, so i created this one instead. now i only use it when i use my iphone
neccis
11/11/2024
05:08 PM
#112
samsungsalt posted...
Stealing electricity to charge an EV
Becoming a Priest
PSN: SlCCEN
Rest in Peace Mamba
ironman2009
11/11/2024
05:28 PM
#113
thinking Bret Hart > Shawn Michaels
THRILLHO
Bugmeat
11/11/2024
05:30 PM
#114
Spreading fear and vengeance from the grave. Killing the people he once saved.

It's not a war crime the first time.
Antiyonder
11/11/2024
05:50 PM
#115
You're very much a health code violation in a restaurant.

And come on. I'm surprised no one thought of me as a symbol of Marvel and DC's creative bankruptcy()!
Amalgam Universe resident Born in 82.
Giacomo_Hawkins
11/11/2024
06:30 PM
#116
Loitering
Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey
Chivalry be hanged, and so will you.
Charged151
11/11/2024
06:51 PM
#117
Giacomo_Hawkins posted...
Loitering
Threatening to commit nuclear warfare.
I'm...the...master...of...ellipses...
andri_g
11/11/2024
06:54 PM
#118
Using their private parts to tease wild dogs.
'~'
Kurt_Russel
11/11/2024
06:55 PM
#119
andri_g posted...
Alliterating
Using their instead of theyre
You gonna do somethin' or just stand there and bleed?
Giacomo_Hawkins
11/11/2024
06:59 PM
#120
Breaking the laws of physics
Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey
Chivalry be hanged, and so will you.
CobraGT
11/11/2024
07:02 PM
#121
Making a nuisance in a public plave
GoldenSun/Crossbone Isle diagrams/ 18 teams known https://photobucket.com/u/SwordOfWheat/a/9990a2ee-25f3-4242-ae79-7d2d4b882be4
andri_g
11/11/2024
07:07 PM
#122
Making a mockery of Miracle Max.

https://youtu.be/d4ftmOI5NnI?t=104
.

Edit : I swear that *this* is a complete coincidence.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80863192/982901586

[ I posted mine, here, before I even looked at today's new Memes topic posts. ]
'~'
StateofZen
11/11/2024
07:08 PM
#123
Horny-posting
When you drink tea, drink tea. When you eat, eat.
Antiyonder
11/11/2024
07:30 PM
#124
As you just did. Literally.
Amalgam Universe resident Born in 82.
NeonPhoenix
11/11/2024
07:32 PM
#125
Flashing a cop
https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG
LeCh0nk
11/11/2024
07:59 PM
#126
NeonPhoenix posted...
Flashing a cop
Inappropriately touching a cop
@('_')@
Charged151
11/11/2024
08:00 PM
#127
Impersonating a cop
I'm...the...master...of...ellipses...
JadeBaby
11/11/2024
08:08 PM
#128
Public intoxication
Would've, could've, should've. Would of, should of, and could of ARE INCORRECT!!!!
AgentCoulson
11/11/2024
08:22 PM
#129
Disturbing the peace
I haven't set a signature for the message boards yet
Mussurana
11/11/2024
08:24 PM
#130
Watching porn whilst stealing the White House's WiFi.
System error, signature not found.
Giacomo_Hawkins
11/11/2024
08:44 PM
#131
Hibernating
Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey
Chivalry be hanged, and so will you.
Patriotwolf
11/12/2024
03:45 AM
#132
Yelling "fire" in a crowded movie theater
"You're just one big headache, and I got a pistol full of aspirin"
Antiyonder
11/12/2024
05:02 AM
#133
Taking advantage of a kid dumb enough to raise a false alarm and wiping out many sheeps.
Amalgam Universe resident Born in 82.
Bugmeat
11/12/2024
03:10 PM
#134
Savagely beating a man who just asked for directions.

It's not a war crime the first time.
Kurt_Russel
11/12/2024
03:16 PM
#135
Bugmeat posted...
Savagely beating a man who just asked for directions.
Secretly putting minced cockroaches into burgers at McDonalds
You gonna do somethin' or just stand there and bleed?
stevo6452
11/12/2024
03:26 PM
#136
Injecting their child with disinfectant to cure their covid.
You address me by my proper title, you little bollocks.
bsp77
11/12/2024
03:27 PM
#137
Blowing up an outhouse while strapped to the seat
Currently playing - Blasphemous 2
HighSeraph
11/12/2024
03:29 PM
#138
Stealing a chimpanzee from the zoo and taking it paragliding
She/Her Crimsoness' Alt
Dynamite with a laser beam
Charged151
11/12/2024
03:42 PM
#139
Throwing an Alligator through a restaurant's "may I take your order" window.
I'm...the...master...of...ellipses...
LeCh0nk
11/12/2024
03:48 PM
#140
Force feeding someone those Panera charged lemonades
@('_')@
AgentCoulson
11/12/2024
04:02 PM
#141
Sitting on top of someone and crushing them to death
Mussurana posted...
Watching porn whilst stealing the White House's WiFi.

Accurate
I haven't set a signature for the message boards yet
ironman2009
11/12/2024
04:44 PM
#142
playing Neo-Geo games
THRILLHO
Giacomo_Hawkins
11/12/2024
05:59 PM
#143
War crimes
Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey
Chivalry be hanged, and so will you.
StateofZen
11/12/2024
09:16 PM
#144
Sneaking into Fandom headquarters
When you drink tea, drink tea. When you eat, eat.
ironman2009
11/12/2024
10:47 PM
#145
not eating the skin on their fried chicken
THRILLHO
Antiyonder
11/13/2024
02:48 AM
#146
Illegal manufacturing of a weapon with a box of scraps in a cave. Doing so under those circumstances is a special kind of offense.
Amalgam Universe resident Born in 82.
andri_g
11/13/2024
03:52 AM
#147
Using MAGA merchandise to make bonfires
'~'
Patriotwolf
11/13/2024
06:13 AM
#148
andri_g posted...
Using MAGA merchandise to make bonfires

Replacing everyone's chocolate chip cookies with oatmeal rasin ones
"You're just one big headache, and I got a pistol full of aspirin"
-Crissaegrim-
11/13/2024
09:02 AM
#149
Firing off a pistol full of aspirins.
Work in progress bass guitar sound- https://vocaroo.com/17qBOSAFwIfM (Anesthesia- Pulling Teeth)
https://voca.ro/1SflYnZYcUrr (Call of Ktulu riff)
Charged151
11/13/2024
09:47 AM
#150
Launching people into the sun with massive slingshots.
I'm...the...master...of...ellipses...
-Crissaegrim-
11/13/2024
10:17 AM
#151
Not finishing off his previous sentences.
Work in progress bass guitar sound- https://vocaroo.com/17qBOSAFwIfM (Anesthesia- Pulling Teeth)
https://voca.ro/1SflYnZYcUrr (Call of Ktulu riff)
SpawnShadow
11/13/2024
10:42 AM
#152
Being a completely OP weapon in Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Charged151
11/13/2024
12:24 PM
#153
Throwing water balloons at tons of random pedestrians.
I'm...the...master...of...ellipses...
Smiffwilm
11/13/2024
12:33 PM
#154
Smoking weed while driving an airplane on the road while drunk. Naked .
My Mario Maker 2 ID is 6RG-5XK-JCG
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