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Kurt_Russel
11/09/2024
11:01 PM
#1
Lets goooo!
You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?
SpawnShadow
11/09/2024
11:06 PM
#2
Identity theft of a celebrity
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
rick_alverado
11/09/2024
11:12 PM
#3
Impersonating the Pope for purposes of tax evasion.
#4
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bigtiggie23
11/09/2024
11:23 PM
#5
Getting nude and reciting the "What is a moustach?" promo in the middle of a hockey game.
Every day I wake up and promise I will be nice to everyone, then I deal with people at work and remember why that will never happen.
Yawn_Master2
11/09/2024
11:23 PM
#6
Workplace sexual harassment
"Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth."
Lokarin
11/09/2024
11:24 PM
#7
sleeping while operating heavy machinery.
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
SweetNut_Farm
11/09/2024
11:24 PM
#8
Stealing candy from a kid.
When one door closes open it again.
It's a door... that's how it works.
YugiNoob
11/09/2024
11:25 PM
#9
Illegally prescribing drugs

Wait mine was supposed to be for Lokarin :<

SweetNut_Farm is getting arrested for not getting the appropriate zoning permits for his land :3
( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five!
qwerti
11/09/2024
11:25 PM
#10
opening somebody elses mail
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me
sabin017
11/09/2024
11:27 PM
#11
selling bootleg keyboards
https://i.imgur.com/TWsfIIj.gif
_Blur_
11/10/2024
12:39 AM
#12
January 6th....2052

America finally gets tired of the Trump family running the country for 30 years, but they really missed insurrections. Don't worry, you've only become a part of MAGA, now known as Nazi MAGA, because you're extremely senile in your old age.
Welcome to your Divinity.
Ricemills
11/10/2024
12:41 AM
#13
Being too handsome in public
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R1masher
11/10/2024
12:43 AM
#14
posting horny
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Devilanse333
11/10/2024
12:43 AM
#15
Hyper aggressive jaywalking.
XBOX Live Gamertag: DevilAnse33v2
PSN: DevilAnse33
andri_g
11/10/2024
01:23 AM
#16
Having an XBox account (ofc, after PlayStation has won the console wars by being the only one left). /s
'~'
Trumble
11/10/2024
01:33 AM
#17
Murder.
Without your Trumble, you are but an empty shell.
ellis123
11/10/2024
01:38 AM
#18
Throwing a box of fire ants into the underbrush in Hawaii.
"A shouted order to do something of dubious morality with an unpredictable outcome? Thweeet! "
My FC is in my profile.
#19
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Despised
11/10/2024
01:43 AM
#20
Defamation of Greg
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Homeless_Waifu
11/10/2024
01:43 AM
#21
smuggling pc components illegally
I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat
Dungeon Travelers 2 on steam, pls. I need that game in my life, it's like a drug
Trumble
11/10/2024
01:56 AM
#22
Loitering.
Without your Trumble, you are but an empty shell.
Antiyonder
11/10/2024
02:01 AM
#23
Just being plain troumble?
Amalgam Universe resident Born in 82.
Trumble
11/10/2024
02:02 AM
#24
Five consecutive kicks of the same can.
Without your Trumble, you are but an empty shell.
Ricemills
11/10/2024
02:05 AM
#25
Indecent exposure
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FridgeBeard
11/10/2024
02:06 AM
#26
Arrested in West Virginia for hunting using a ferret instead of a hunting dog.
https://backloggery.com/FridgeBeard
http://i.imgur.com/AW4vp.png - Credit: Breloom
Bishop9800
11/10/2024
02:12 AM
#27
Trespassing on Ft. Knox
There's enough attention whores on CE already
Trumble
11/10/2024
02:19 AM
#28
Moving non-diagonally.
Without your Trumble, you are but an empty shell.
FridgeBeard
11/10/2024
02:41 AM
#29
Theorizing I'm a robot when I absolutely am not. Really. I promise.
https://backloggery.com/FridgeBeard
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Antiyonder
11/10/2024
02:43 AM
#30
For having a fridge hair and beard not up to regulation.
Amalgam Universe resident Born in 82.
008Zulu
11/10/2024
03:01 AM
#31
They called someone Shirley after being asked not to.
If you need the threat of eternal damnation to be a good person, you're just a bad person on leash.
SuperVegitoFAN
11/10/2024
04:04 AM
#32
Fraud against the millitary.
https://imgur.com/a/8yiweDI
Chunky-Pandey
11/10/2024
04:20 AM
#33
incorrect usage of the term skibidi in the presence of gen z cops
sutha mudra thenganna sootha
Rai_Jin
11/10/2024
04:24 AM
#34
making too tasty food that makes people fat.

Trumble
11/10/2024
04:24 AM
#35
Losing the game.
Without your Trumble, you are but an empty shell.
BlueKat
11/10/2024
04:25 AM
#36
Chunky-Pandey posted...
incorrect usage of the term skibidi in the presence of gen z cops
Fatally overfeeding a panda
There is no good. There is no evil. There just is.
PMarth2002
11/10/2024
04:27 AM
#37
dyeing their cat blue.
When money talks for the very last time, and nobody walks a step behind
When there's only one race, and that's mankind, then we shall be free
Mad-Dogg
11/10/2024
06:14 AM
#38
Indecent exposure via going commando while wearing the fire emblem 1 box art skirt.
GTag:MadDogg730 PSN:lMadDogg NNID:xMadDoggx NS friend code:5313-0564-0819 Go buy cyber shadow like right now.
Nukazie
11/10/2024
06:15 AM
#39
smoking weed
We suffer from the delusion that the entire universe is held in order by the categories of human thought.
andri_g
11/10/2024
07:02 AM
#40
Stealing sigs from Olkazie.
.

Trumble posted...

Pouring Earl Grey, hot, on someone during an earthquake. :P
'~'
UnfairRepresent
11/10/2024
07:13 AM
#42
andri_g posted...

Stealing excessive amount of fruit from street vendors all across the East Coast for no discernable reason
^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png
The_Korey
11/10/2024
07:23 AM
#43
UnfairRepresent posted...

Setting a building on fire and trapping some guy's love interest and a random child inside just to see who he'd save.
Philosophy major in the academy of Nope.
YugiNoob
11/10/2024
08:26 AM
#44
The_Korey posted...
Nullifying legal documents by replacing Cs with Ks

( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five!
HighSeraph
11/10/2024
08:27 AM
#45
Cheating at professional Yu-gi-oh
She/Her Crimsoness' Alt
Dynamite with a laser beam
Trumpo
11/10/2024
08:42 AM
#46
Bad mouthing Donald Trump
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Smiffwilm
11/10/2024
09:20 AM
#47
Stalking DToast in real life.
My Mario Maker 2 ID is 6RG-5XK-JCG
Trumble
11/10/2024
01:45 PM
#48
Stalking DToast in the metaverse.
Without your Trumble, you are but an empty shell.
#49
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Ivynn
11/10/2024
01:49 PM
#50
Stealing clocks
http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif
Giacomo_Hawkins
11/10/2024
02:11 PM
#52
Tampering with evidence.
Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey
Chivalry be hanged, and so will you.
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