people who moan while pooping in a public bathroom

Ive never heard of people doing that in public lmao

Other people's bathroom habits weird me out in general. I work with this one guy that gets almost completely nude to take a dump.

Let's make some soup!

TC, I'm gonna find you. And I'm gonna watch you for a week making detailed notes of your pooping habits. Then, when you least expect it, as your pooping in a public bathroom. I'll go in the stall next to you, and poop while making moaning noises.

He takes his shirt off and hangs it over the stall door and pulls his pants and boxers all the way down to his ankles.

I guess he takes really messy dumps or something and doesn't want to get it on his clothes?

I have never touched public porcelain and I never will

One day, it'll hit you hard, and you'll need to use a public restroom. And I'll be waiting, in the shadows.

A CEman once heard their dad say that through a wall. He was in a bedroom and a bathroom was on the other side of the wall and he heard his dad go inside and say "lets make soup" or "time to make soup"

Probably the sent tbh
its like smoking, eventually the fumes start to linger on your clothing and well if youre a very gassy person those fumes will also linger on your clothing.