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All they got is kratos tho. Like who's supposed to be their mascot?
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I mean, they tried, but couldn't get one to stick.

You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending.
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Has one of the best IPs in Bloodborne

Does nothing with it
Robot2600 posted...
All they got is kratos tho. Like who's supposed to be their mascot?
Ape escape monkey
Crash and Spyro have gone third party. So, they can't use them. Sly has long been forgotten.

Ratchet and Clank are the only choice they have right now as an approachable mascot character.
Asocial, not introverted. Know the difference.
Maybe those JRPGs villains were on to something about humanity being trash.
"Our logo is kind of like a mascot!"
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Cynrascal posted...
Ratchet and Clank are the only choice they have right now as an approachable mascot character.

I doubt they would ever try that after the movie bombed
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Sony has plenty of IPs. They just don't want to do anything with more than a small handful of them.
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Remember when people thought Cloud was a Sony mascot
Cynrascal posted...
Ratchet and Clank are the only choice they have right now as an approachable mascot character.

Astro Bot wants a fucking word.
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Robot2600 posted...
All they got is kratos tho. Like who's supposed to be their mascot?

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God this statement is fucking stupid

Infamous, Horizon, God of War, Uncharted, Last of Us, and many more

hell Ghosts of Tsushima is just sitting there begging to get a sequel
I wish they would port gravity rush 1 and 2 to pc or at least sell it to someone who will make a new game.
Nooooo, they think?!?!

Most of us old fart playstation fans been begging for shit like a new alundra game or a new dark cloud for years, lmfao. Sony indeed owns the IP for freaking wild arms. Legend of dragoon.....jrpgs had a rough patch on the xbox 360 and PS3 for awhile but they still hanging on.....why have we not got a new legend of dragoon in all this time?

Dumb-dumbs could have been building up and fostering those PS1, PS2, and PS3 era IPs they own from the very beginning like nintendo and sega to an extent did. We actually did get a new medievil game on the PS4 but bet money mad people don't even know its a thing that exists......that release was mad silent.

Trying to tell you, alundra has serious potential to be a fun series (lets just erase alundra 2 from memory real quick....there we go)....make it like a castlevania belmont type line of successors that specialize in entering dreams and fighting nightmares in different eras of time in a fictional world. It'd be playing the hell out of that.
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The solution to this is the fire all the upper management people and then take all the investors and throw them into some kind of prison
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Knack is right there
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noisetank posted...
Knack is right there

ikr.

but these braindead buffoons are way too high off their own farts to see it... smh
What about Astro?
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As a huge fan of MediEvil , I'm disappointed to see nobody mentioning Sir Daniel Fortesque here.
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Parappa The Rapper says "hi!" as well.

seriously, they did my boy dirty... smh
Some people in this thread seem to think that they said they have no mascots when the tweet clearly says "Original IPs". Which is so unbelievably wrong, the real issue is that they make little to no effort to build up their IPs, being all too willing to discard them with each subsequent console generation.
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I see a lot of names thrown out here, but how many of them are actually owned by Sony or Sony's subsidiaries?
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for real, dudes at Sony be like:

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SpawnShadow posted...
As a huge fan of MediEvil , I'm disappointed to see nobody mentioning Sir Daniel Fortesque here.
I did. I just jacked up the spelling as usual, lol. I keep calling it medieval for some reason.
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Legend of Dragoon 2 is just waiting to print money. Pick up with Dart and Shana's kid and do whatever you need to do to make the plot make sense. Or set it on a different planet or timeline with references to the original. More Gust of Wind Dance would save Sony.
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Amakusa posted...
I see a lot of names thrown out here, but how many of them are actually owned by Sony or Sony's subsidiaries?
I at least know that all the names I posted sony owns them. They also own most of the rights to dark cloud....level 5 theirselves was interested in making a part 3 a long time ago, but they couldn't do anything with it unless sony gave the go-ahead.
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They have guy with gun and guy with gun but hes angrier than the first guy.

Then they have girl.

And Ratchet and Clank.

If I were them, Id go full out with Astrobot.
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Robot2600 posted...
"Our logo is kind of like a mascot!"
It basically is. In Astro Bot, all the collectable gacha items related to Sony's past are all the hardware, like EyeToy, the microphone, PS1, PS2, etc. All I could think is, "If this was a Nintendo game, all the collectable gacha items would be first-party characters, or celebrating the software/games they came from instead of the hardware."
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wait, i just figured it out! dont you guys see?

the real mascot is... Gran Turismo!
I mean, I thought Aloy was shaping up to be a mascot character but then incels absolutely destroyed those chances smh
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Robot2600 posted...
"Our logo is kind of like a mascot!"

Nah, if anything is going to be their mascot it's gotta be "$599 US Dollars"
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Kinda true, there isn't an ip that Sony themselves truly built and fostered like Mario or Sonic
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So much A R T
Weren't they trying to make Sackboy the mascot for a while?
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PlayStation All-Stars showed that is absolutely not the case.
...I think I'm done here...
You could have had perfection Sony
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But you fucking blew it
A worthless existence
Legend of dragoon
wild arms
Alundra

Kisai posted...
It basically is. In Astro Bot, all the collectable gacha items related to Sony's past are all the hardware, like EyeToy, the microphone, PS1, PS2, etc. All I could think is, "If this was a Nintendo game, all the collectable gacha items would be first-party characters, or celebrating the software/games they came from instead of the hardware."
This is literally World of Light and the Spirits in Smash Ultimate. Say what you will about its execution, but just look at how many Spirits there are even if you cut out the third party games, and I think the total number that are peripherals are in the single digits out of 1k+.
PS5s have liquid metal tech like the T-1000- AceCombatX
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The fact that no one has mentioned Little Big Planet when the servers just went out awhile back from the last game of that series.
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ImAMarvel posted...
Ape Escape
Ratchet & Clank
Jak
Sly Cooper
Twisted Metal

Maybe they shouldn't keep introducing new IPs and then abandoning them at the start of a new gen

Bring back Twisted Metal and not a super shitty version like the 2012 one.

Remake Twisted Metal 1 and 2 if you have to.
I'm just going to leave this here. I know it isn't technically Sony owned, but it might as well be considering everyone has been clamouring for a remaster and port and Sony is actively preventing it. Also... I feel the need to remind everyone that Shadows of the Colossus has also only been released on Sony consoles.

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In the PS3 era Sony was dominant with exclusive IPs. Not sure why they didn't keep all those brands alive.
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Sony also holds the IP for Dark Cloud as well. So many IPs held by Sony just going to waste.
In comparison to Nintendo, absolutely
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RIP Sackboy. He was the GOAT when it came to tying all their IPs together. Astrobot is their next best bet
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