Who's weirder: JD Vance or Ron Desantis

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_Blur_
08/08/2024
10:17 PM
#1
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HeeathLivesOn
08/08/2024
10:18 PM
#2
Vance, but pudding-fingers Ron is still weird af
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ReiRei89
08/08/2024
10:20 PM
#3
They're both very weird but one fucks couches and has a thing for dolphins
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AbsolutelyNoOne
08/08/2024
10:20 PM
#4
DeSantis is stunningly bizarre in his own right but I'm leaning Vance
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SSj4Wingzero
08/08/2024
10:22 PM
#5
Vance definitely comes across as weirder but DeSantis and his obsession with gay and trans people is still pretty damn weird
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daftpunk_mk5
08/08/2024
10:28 PM
#6
Definitely Meatball Ron

Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
ClayGuida
08/08/2024
10:31 PM
#7
Ron DeSantis is basically JD Vance's dad.
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lilORANG
08/08/2024
10:48 PM
#8
Ron is trying to be Trump, which is weird.

JD is trying to be one of Trump's sons. Also weird.

Which is weirder? Idk.
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R1masher
08/08/2024
10:49 PM
#9
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Umbreon
08/08/2024
10:58 PM
#10
At least DeSatan has a small following.

I don't know anyone who actually likes Vance.

Vance may as well reinfield. The one that eats bugs.
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Jiek_Fafn
08/08/2024
10:58 PM
#11
Vance is more actively weird. He can properly communicate and seems to understand everything going on, but he's still decided that his weird fetishes are all he wants to talk about. He's dead set on being this way.

In contrast, I don't think that DeSantis even has the self awareness to understand that he's weird. It seems to constantly be his first time interacting with earthlings. I don't think he can really help how he is

I'm gonna go with Vance. It's weirder imo to actively choose weirdness
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_Blur_
08/08/2024
11:31 PM
#12
Jiek_Fafn posted...
Vance is more actively weird. He can properly communicate and seems to understand everything going on, but he's still decided that his weird fetishes are all he wants to talk about. He's dead set on being this way.

In contrast, I don't think that DeSantis even has the self awareness to understand that he's weird. It seems to constantly be his first time interacting with earthlings. I don't think he can really help how he is

I'm gonna go with Vance. It's weirder imo to actively choose weirdness
I hear you on the actively choosing weirdness point, but you definitely made the stronger case for DeSantis
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wackyteen
08/08/2024
11:32 PM
#13
I never considered DeSatan 'weird'

He had some strange fixations that a normal person would realize is hurting their credibility outside of their own State, but he never struck me as weird.
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ItsNotA2Mer
08/08/2024
11:33 PM
#14
Yes.
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ClayGuida
08/09/2024
10:01 AM
#15
wackyteen posted...
I never considered DeSatan 'weird'

He had some strange fixations that a normal person would realize is hurting their credibility outside of their own State, but he never struck me as weird.
The guy was awkward as shit.

https://twitter.com/gabegutierrez/status/1684641404369203200

Remember this gem?

https://twitter.com/keithedwards/status/1688863636712726528

He had that incredibly awkward Diner moment where he had a weird shocked response as if Gene Parmesan just revealed himself. Can't find a short clip of that though.
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legendary_zell
08/09/2024
10:05 AM
#16
It's actually Desantis. The clear hatred of almost all people. The false laugh and smile. The voice. The lifts in his shoes. The genuine obsession with "wokeness". Copying Trump in every possible way.
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Will_VIIII
08/09/2024
10:07 AM
#18
Might be equal
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Irony
08/09/2024
10:08 AM
#19
Fucking a couch is definitely weirder than eating pudding with your fingers
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wackyteen
08/09/2024
11:08 AM
#20
ClayGuida posted...
The guy was awkward as s***.
I won't deny that. I just never associated the word weird with him.

I think mostly because his actions always felt more motivated by being an absolutely trash tier human being.

JD Vance is just a weird guy who agreed to be Peter Thiel's handpuppet
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BlackScythe0
08/09/2024
11:16 AM
#21
DeFascist is a human trafficker fueled by pure hate... JD Vance is just plain weird though.
brestugo
08/09/2024
11:20 AM
#22
Ooh, close call. Gotta go with DeSantis though. The whole bike racks at rallies, micromanaging the stage, pudding fingers, and shoelifts thing is a tough act to beat.

Vance does have a very weird vibe though.
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creativerealms
08/09/2024
11:22 AM
#23
I'm not convinced DeSantis is human. I think he's an alien in a bad disguise who doesn't quite know how to act human.

Vance is weird but I don't have ant doubts he's human.
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ClayGuida
08/09/2024
11:39 AM
#24
Vance comes across as creepy weird, while DeSantis comes across as someone who's never interacted with another human until a few years ago.
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Hejiru
08/09/2024
11:50 AM
#25
Vance is weirder.

DeSantis is more evil.
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SaikyoStyle
08/09/2024
11:53 AM
#26
DeSantis is weirder. Have you ever seen him laugh? It looks like it causes him physical anguish.
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CARRRNE_ASADA
08/09/2024
11:54 AM
#27
Hejiru posted...
Vance is weirder.

DeSantis is more evil.

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Tyranthraxus
08/09/2024
12:00 PM
#28
SaikyoStyle posted...
DeSantis is weirder. Have you ever seen him laugh? It looks like it causes him physical anguish.
That's because he's not able to feel joy or happiness.
It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg
SaikyoStyle
08/09/2024
12:02 PM
#29
Tyranthraxus posted...
That's because he's not able to feel joy or happiness.
What about when he sees a prisoner tortured or a migrant child kicked in the stomach?
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Tyranthraxus
08/09/2024
12:03 PM
#30
SaikyoStyle posted...
What about when he sees a prisoner tortured or a migrant child kicked in the stomach?
Such things are nourishment for him, but still not pleasurable.
It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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ClayGuida
08/09/2024
12:23 PM
#31
https://twitter.com/Travon/status/1730408801449501051

His handlers telling him to smile and he comes out with this is hilarious to me.
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HeeathLivesOn
08/09/2024
06:53 PM
#32
DeSantis is differently more inhuman feeling, I bring up the smiling thing a lot when I talk about him with others
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FurryPhilosifer
08/09/2024
06:55 PM
#33
Ron is just evil and shameless. Vance meanwhile looks like he's completely oblivious to most human processes.
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