from reddit:
We're gonna conquer Alaska, and we're gonna conquer Hawaii. Green, beautiful Hawaii. Can you believe it? Between America and Hawaii, there's a big water. Ocean water. People have come up to me and asked "Mr. President, sir," tough guys, generals, who never cried a day in their lives, they come up to me scared with tears in their eyes and say, "Sir, the distance between America and Hawaii is so great. So vast. So treacherous. How can we ever hope to get there?" And I tell them. No, it's true, I tell them very strongly that we're gonna do it. We're going to sail to Hawaii, or maybe get there through space. You know, I created the Space Force. But nobody ever talks about it. It's sad, it really is. They don't want you to know. But that's OK. You know they say that the Space Force is the most powerful and in some ways the biggest of the militaries that we have. And see it every day. Every day they go bing, bing, bing. Oh, it's tremendous. And then Alaska. Cold, terrible Alaska. I don't know why anyone would want Alaska. It's a horrible city with horrible people. I guess that's why they keep flooding over our border. The people of Alaska, they're laughing at us right now. They used to respect us, but now they laugh because our leaders are so stupid. And so they come here to take our jobs and, frankly, steal our elections. And it's all Democrats lead by crooked Joe, and the Biden crime family. You know it was Alaska that came up with the climate change hoax. It's freezing cold in Alaska but we're supposed to believe things are getting hotter? Give me a break. And that's why I say drill baby drill. Drill baby drill. You like that? I came up with that. People told me, "Oh no, you can't say that. It's too woke. And you can't say 'Merry Christmas' anymore." But I said, no, we're going to say it. And we're going to stay with strength, because you have to, folks. We're gonna drill baby drill. And then the flag will have 100 stars. It only has 50 now, but we're going to conquer Hawaii and Alaska, so that's going to double the amount of stars. Under my leadership, the flag will have the most stars ever in the history of this country. More than 70 at least. Probably 100 but more than 70.
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