A small, sassy cat stands in your path.

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What do you do?
Hambo's alt.
How 2 pet
Not a girl. Stop asking.
She/Her
TotallyNotAGirl posted...
How 2 pet

Cookin like a chef, I'm a 5 Star Michelin
you know i keep those safari zone rocks on me
The shoe is on the hand it fits
There's really nothing much to it
TotallyNotAGirl posted...
How 2 pet
You slowly and gently reach out to pet the sassy cat.https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7d29cc03.jpg
The sassy cat seems to love it!

viewmaster_pi posted...
you know i keep those safari zone rocks on me
>Items
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You're out of rocks to throw!
Hambo's alt.
*opens console*
*clicks on sassy cat*
*types kill and presses enter*
*closes console*
"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
Agent_Stroud posted...
*opens console*
*clicks on sassy cat*
*types kill and presses enter*
*closes console*
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The shoe is on the hand it fits
There's really nothing much to it
That's not neco arc
You know how fads are. Today it's brains, tomorrow, pierced tongues. Then the next day, pierced brains.
-Jane Lane
Agent_Stroud posted...
*opens console*
*clicks on sassy cat*
*types kill and presses enter*
*closes console*
You attempt some nerd shit to try to kill the sassy cat. The sassy cat plays a Reverse card.
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You have died.
Hambo's alt.
I forge an alliance with the sassy cat and together we take over the world! Or like, at least the local seafood restaurant
Corruption that you can believe in.
(She/her)
Hambo posted...
You slowly and gently reach out to pet the sassy cat.https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7d29cc03.jpg
The sassy cat seems to love it!

>Items
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You're out of rocks to throw!


You're a great DM

You got me all like :3 :3 :3

Uhhhh...... I guess I keep petting maybe even trying to find it's favorite spot?
Not a girl. Stop asking.
She/Her
Pet it and take it home to add to my collection
I fight him with my bare hands; I have no need for pokeymans
( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five!
Tell it there's a Pikachu down the alley, back down the street.
If you're not smart enough to survive, you are basically just food for something smarter.
TotallyNotAGirl posted...
Uhhhh...... I guess I keep petting maybe even trying to find it's favorite spot?
evilpresident posted...
I forge an alliance with the sassy cat and together we take over the world! Or like, at least the local seafood restaurant
You continue petting the sassy cat, systematically testing its reaction to different spots. After some trial and error and hand injuries, you learn its favorite spots for scritches and the spots that elicit violence.
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Your bond with the sassy cat has grown stronger! The sassy cat joins your party! You can now embark on quests with the sassy cat.

Your party arrives at a local seafood restaurant.
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What do you do?
Hambo's alt.
Hambo posted...
Your party arrives at a local seafood restaurant.
I dine and dash, leaving him with the bill as I stick my tongue out at him from outside the restaurant as he realizes I've made my escape.

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( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five!
Love the art as always, Hambo. You have such a fun style <3
Corruption that you can believe in.
(She/her)
Payday
DakimakuraToast
I gently call out to the cat "here kitty kitty" and let it sniff my hand if it comes over. Then I gently scratch its chin and shoulders and look for a collar to see if there would be an owner missing it.
Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey
Chivalry be hanged, and so will you.
I loooooooooooo
ooooooooove this
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
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I knew this was going to be about Alolan Meowth before I clicked the topic.

Get that boi some feesh
Slowly and carefully place a cowboy hat on his head
She/Her
She rings like a bell through the night
After we get our table and get some fopd I use my Ninja skills I learned from Koga to sneak extra fish from the kitchen for sassy kitty.
I post clips of my cool, stupid and glitchy MH Sunbreak and Tears of the Kingdom gameplay here just for fun.
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Tag
It's more than good, it's alive!
Warning: May contain stone hat pieces http://i.imgur.com/N6v5qZx.jpg
TMOG posted...
Get that boi some feesh
Unsuprised_Pika posted...
After we get our table and get some fopd I use my Ninja skills I learned from Koga to sneak extra fish from the kitchen for sassy kitty.
YugiNoob posted...
I dine and dash, leaving him with the bill as I stick my tongue out at him from outside the restaurant as he realizes I've made my escape.

You enjoy a delicious seafood meal with the sassy cat. Once the waiter has turned around, you use your incredible ninjutsu to steal away into the kitchen without being noticed by staff or clients. You snag the freshest fish you can find and tie it to your kunai. With world-class aim, you launch the knife from the kitchen directly to your table.
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The sassy cat admires your expert ninja skills almost as much as it enjoys the extra fish.

You finish your meals. The waiter asks if you'd like to see the dessert menu and you both enthusiastically affirm that you would. As the waiter leaves to fetch the menu, you tell the sassy cat that you need to use the restroom and you'll be right back. You slip out the front door undetected. You walk to the outside of the window by your table. Though the glare is too strong to see inside, you stick your tongue out to taunt the sassy cat. As you do so, you see a strange shape on the shoulder of your reflection. It's the sassy cat, who has snuck out with you and is also sticking its tongue out at the people in the restaurant.
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You hear police sirens approaching. Clearly the restaurant staff has caught on to you and your misdeeds. What do you do?
Hambo's alt.
Roll Sense Motive for the sassy cat.
He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png
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Ask why it's the only pokeyman that can talk.

inb4 a hundred trillion pokeymen that I've never heard of that can talk
There's a difference between canon and not-stupid.
HighSeraph posted...
Slowly and carefully place a cowboy hat on his head
You're not quite sure why, but you feel it is the time to accesorize. You steal a hat from a nearby stand and place it on the sassy cat's head. Perhaps it will help disguise you both? Perhaps it will give the sassy cat an air of authority? All you know for sure is that this sassy cat rocks it.
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Hambo's alt.
Where's the "pspspspsp" option?
This signature is not political.
evilpresident posted...
Love the art as always, Hambo. You have such a fun style <3
SirRobX posted...
I loooooooooooo
ooooooooove this
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Thank you both. <3

TMOG posted...
I knew this was going to be about Alolan Meowth before I clicked the topic
It is on brand for me. I do love that sassy gay cat. >:3

Side note: does anyone have experience with 3DS microsd management? Specifically using it with a phone? I use my shitty old laptop now, but it's a pain in the ass. I just tried downloading a file explorer app that's supposed to be able to access network files, but it doesn't seem to find the 3ds. With all these rapid fire drawings, it'd just be nice to be able to skip the laptop in the process.
Hambo's alt.
ooger posted...
Where's the "pspspspsp" option?
RetuenOfDevsman posted...
Ask why it's the only pokeyman that can talk.
DrizztLink posted...
Roll Sense Motive for the sassy cat.
You suddenly find yourself suspicious of your pawrtner in crime. You decide an interrogation is in order. You pspspspsp over the sassy cat, who is quick to your side. You weren't exactly expecting it to respond so eagerly and you're a little taken aback. Thrown off but wanting to keep the upper hand, you quickly blurt out the first question that comes to mind:

"Why are you the only pokeyman that can talk?!"

The sassy cat stares for a moment, then replies:
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You recall that the talking cat in your animes was a little less gray. A different individual maybe? Perhaps this particular sassy cat does not speak your human language. This interrogation isn't going to be very informative. Nonetheless, you get the sense that the sassy cat doesn't wish you any harm. More than anything, it probably just likes snuggles and fish. And coins. You get the distinct impression it would kill you for a particularly shiny coin.

The police sirens grow louder.
Hambo's alt.
See if the cat understands Spanish while looking for a disguise.
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"Looks like you're going to need to hide" and pull out a Pokeball to see if it will consent to being captured.
Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey
Chivalry be hanged, and so will you.
Damn I got got by sassy cat lol
( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five!
*punt*
Peacefully non-compliant/non-conformist
Giacomo_Hawkins posted...
"Looks like you're going to need to hide" and pull out a Pokeball to see if it will consent to being captured.
DrizztLink posted...
See if the cat understands Spanish while looking for a disguise.
In one last ditch effort to communicate, you ask the sassy cat, "Hablas Espaol? It responds:
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Equally unhelpful.

The cops are practically around the corner. You need a plan of action, and fast. The restaurant and hat stand would surely include the presence of a bipedal cat in their descriptions to the cops, so maybe it would be enough to hide the sassy cat. "Looks like you're going to need to hide," you tell the sassy cat. You reach into your bag for a pokeball.
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You don't have any pokeballs. You've never had any pokeballs. Why would you? You're not a trainer and Pokemon aren't real. The sassy cat silently judges you for even entertaining the possibility that Pokemon were real.

Plan B: disguises. The sassy cat has the stolen cowboy hat and the outfit. You briefly wonder where it even got the rest of the outfit, but quickly remind yourself to focus. You recall a pirate statue just inside the seafood restaurant. Falling back on your legendary ninja skills, you sneak back into the restaurant and swap outfits with the statue. You hope no one notices the pirate now wearing a Zelda tee and cargo shorts. Regardless, your disguises are complete, and dare I say quite dashing.
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A cop car speeds up and comes screeching to a halt mere feet from where you're standing. An officer emerges and asks if you've seen some dumb nerd walking around with a flamboyant cat.

"No, officer, can't say I've seen 'em."

"Well, keep a lookout, Cap'n." He begins to walk away, but then stops. "Say, why is that cowboy so short?"

"Because he's a fucking cat!" you blurt out before you can stop yourself. You're not good under pressure.

The officer stares for a bit. First at you, then the sassy cat. Then you again, then the sassy cat. Finally, he says, "Well Captain, that is one beautiful cat you got there."

"Yes sir. All cats are beautiful."

"Indeed. Alrighty then, have a nice day, citizens." He turns away and walks into the restaurant to interview witnesses inside. Crisis averted.

You've successfully enjoyed a seafood meal and evaded the law. What do you do now?
Hambo's alt.
I activate Laser Pointer!
It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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Run!
This signature is not political.
Steal the cop car
tag
My Words Were True And Sheamus Made You Believe!
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ooger posted...
Run!
Tyranthraxus posted...
I activate Laser Pointer!
TMOG posted...
Steal the cop car
While the cop is inside, you figure it's best to book it. You start running away, but quickly realize you're alone. You turn back and see the sassy cat is entranced by something. It's the cop's badge! The sassy cat seems to think it's a coin worth nabbing. If it makes an attempt, both of your covers will be blown. You need to take back its attention without alerting the cop. Maybe you have something in your inventory.

>Items
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A laser pointer! That's perfect! Wait...it IS a laser pointer, right? You swear to God, if you use this item and it turns out to be a laser printer or something stupid like that, you're going to be SO cross. You hate character limits in old games.

Used LASER PTR.

Oh thank fuck, it's a laser pointer. You point it in front of the sassy cat and manage to get its attention. You don't know how long this item lasts though. What if it runs out and the sassy cat runs right back to the cop? You see the vacant cop car and in a split second decision, point the laser inside.
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Your little buddy inevitably follows it in and you do the same. You start the car and peel out. But where are you going? What is even your plan?
Hambo's alt.
We haul ass out of there, while still respecting speed limits and road safety laws.
Corruption that you can believe in.
(She/her)
Take the cop car to a chop shop where you can have it repainted and modified to lose your wanted level
See if the chop shop has a laser printer.
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evilpresident posted...
We haul ass out of there, while still respecting speed limits and road safety laws.
TMOG posted...
Take the cop car to a chop shop where you can have it repainted and modified to lose your wanted level
DrizztLink posted...
See if the chop shop has a laser printer.
You haul ass out of there in your stolen cop car, while still respecting speed limits and road safety laws cuz mama didn't raise no criminal. You drive around aimlessly at a respectable 35 miles per hour.
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Your responsible driving bores the sassy cat half to death (-50 HP), so it begins rummaging through the glove compartment. There's all the usual cop stuff; handcuffs, fuzzy handcuffs, plantable evidence, and... what's this? The sassy cat shows you...
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...a coupon for a free car makeover! Wow! Just what you need for your hot ride. You set the car's GPS to the address on the coupon.

You arrive in a mysterious workshop where an eccentric mechanic waits. You spy a laser printer on the front desk and try to resist the urge to pocket it and see how the inventory screen labels it.
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The mechanic looks up from her magazine to welcome you in. You're paralyzed with intimidation by her incredible swagger, but her warm voice soothes you. "Hey there, hon. What can I do for you today?"

It's time to customize your ride. How do you wanna ride? What colors will you choose? What patterns? What shapes? What special features and functions does your dream vehicle have?
Hambo's alt.
Giraffe lady is literally me.
Corruption that you can believe in.
(She/her)
ask her if she sells any rocks
Put a bigass coin on the roof.
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evilpresident posted...
Giraffe lady is literally me.
Umm she's not a giraffe, she's a mechanic. She was literally inspired by you being in the topic though.

DrizztLink posted...
Put a bigass coin on the roof.
Aw fuck yeah.
Hambo's alt.
Hambo posted...
Umm she's not a giraffe, she's a mechanic. She was literally inspired by you being in the topic though.
<3
Corruption that you can believe in.
(She/her)
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