Giacomo_Hawkins posted...
"Looks like you're going to need to hide" and pull out a Pokeball to see if it will consent to being captured.
DrizztLink posted...
See if the cat understands Spanish while looking for a disguise.
In one last ditch effort to communicate, you ask the sassy cat, "Hablas Espaol? It responds:
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Equally unhelpful.
The cops are practically around the corner. You need a plan of action, and fast. The restaurant and hat stand would surely include the presence of a bipedal cat in their descriptions to the cops, so maybe it would be enough to hide the sassy cat. "Looks like you're going to need to hide," you tell the sassy cat. You reach into your bag for a pokeball.
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You don't have any pokeballs. You've never had any pokeballs. Why would you? You're not a trainer and Pokemon aren't real. The sassy cat silently judges you for even entertaining the possibility that Pokemon were real.
Plan B: disguises. The sassy cat has the stolen cowboy hat and the outfit. You briefly wonder where it even got the rest of the outfit, but quickly remind yourself to focus. You recall a pirate statue just inside the seafood restaurant. Falling back on your legendary ninja skills, you sneak back into the restaurant and swap outfits with the statue. You hope no one notices the pirate now wearing a Zelda tee and cargo shorts. Regardless, your disguises are complete, and dare I say quite dashing.
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A cop car speeds up and comes screeching to a halt mere feet from where you're standing. An officer emerges and asks if you've seen some dumb nerd walking around with a flamboyant cat.
"No, officer, can't say I've seen 'em."
"Well, keep a lookout, Cap'n." He begins to walk away, but then stops. "Say, why is that cowboy so short?"
"Because he's a fucking cat!" you blurt out before you can stop yourself. You're not good under pressure.
The officer stares for a bit. First at you, then the sassy cat. Then you again, then the sassy cat. Finally, he says, "Well Captain, that is one beautiful cat you got there."
"Yes sir. All cats are beautiful."
"Indeed. Alrighty then, have a nice day, citizens." He turns away and walks into the restaurant to interview witnesses inside. Crisis averted.
You've successfully enjoyed a seafood meal and evaded the law. What do you do now?