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HighSeraph
05/24/2024
03:44 PM
#1
One appears next to you and it's insanely pissed off and will attack you, think you'll come out alright?
She/Her
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misterbum
05/24/2024
03:50 PM
#2
Bear

Im dead
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Accolon
05/24/2024
03:54 PM
#3
Rhino

Dats it mane
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SkittyOnWailord
05/24/2024
03:55 PM
#4
Rabbit

Eh
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Hayame_Zero
05/24/2024
03:56 PM
#5
Sloth.

It it really, though?
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LeoRavus
05/24/2024
03:56 PM
#6
Jaguar
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UnsteadyOwl
05/24/2024
03:58 PM
#7
Obviously thought of an owl.

Owls have really sharp talons so I might get some bad cuts but it wouldn't kill me.
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LinkDaLunatic
05/24/2024
03:59 PM
#8
Cat. I'm aight. He gettin' petted whether he likes it or not.
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sabin017
05/24/2024
04:00 PM
#9
Sugar glider.
Should be alright.
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pedro45
05/24/2024
04:02 PM
#10
Cheetah
I'm dead
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Lobinde
05/24/2024
04:03 PM
#11
Crow. I'll probably get pecked at and scratched a few times but I should be fine. At least it's not a murder of crows because then they might murder me
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FolkenRawr
05/24/2024
04:16 PM
#12
Lion

Bai
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The_Popo
05/24/2024
04:17 PM
#13
Ostrich

Dammit, not again
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CountCorvinus
05/24/2024
04:18 PM
#14
Lies. It would never betray me.
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YugiNoob
05/24/2024
04:18 PM
#15
Tiger

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Killmonger
05/24/2024
04:19 PM
#16
Tiger. Im dead.
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Mechu
05/24/2024
04:19 PM
#17
Penguin. Idk, I should be ok? No idea how dangerous they are.
don't care
Bass
05/24/2024
04:20 PM
#18
A liger would destroy me.
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Giacomo_Hawkins
05/24/2024
04:22 PM
#19
Meerkat. I'm probably going to get some serious scratches and bites, but probably won't die.
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Ratchetrockon
05/24/2024
04:24 PM
#20
Mantis shrimp

I'll be ok just a bit frightened
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Nirvanas_Nox
05/24/2024
04:26 PM
#21
Ratchetrockon posted...
Mantis shrimp

I'll be ok just a bit frightened

Lucky for you it wouldn't be able to do anything to you outside of water
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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
05/24/2024
04:27 PM
#22
I purposely was weird and thought of a fictional one instead.

I have no idea what a Crumple-horned Snorkack is or can do, particularly as it is (probably) fictional even in its own setting. But it has a horn and is magical so probably dead.

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LoveLikeJazz
05/24/2024
04:29 PM
#23
Red panda, pretty sure I'd be alright.
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DeathVelvien
05/24/2024
04:52 PM
#24
misterbum posted...
Bear

Im dead

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MangaBroski
05/24/2024
04:53 PM
#25
I thought of a manatee.
Im on a train. If the manatee flops onto, Im crushed. Either way, the manatee dies.
ToucheTurtle
05/24/2024
05:49 PM
#26
Shark. I'm not in water so I should be fine.
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Bugmeat
05/24/2024
05:59 PM
#27
I'm dead. :(

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BucketCat
05/24/2024
06:01 PM
#28
chickadee cus ones chilling on my screen window right now

id prob be fine, but i love those birds so i wouldn't fight back.
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Jiek_Fafn
05/24/2024
06:02 PM
#29
MTG
I dead
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DrizztLink
05/24/2024
06:03 PM
#30
Platypus.

I'm in a parking lot, I think I can outpace the little bastard.
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LonelyStoner
05/24/2024
06:03 PM
#31
Opossum

Ill be good. And now I have a new pet.
He's all alone through the day and night.
Bishop_Hastur
05/24/2024
06:04 PM
#32
Gator. I'm dead.
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GameGodOfAll
05/24/2024
06:06 PM
#33
Skunk.

I stinky now.
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creativerealms
05/24/2024
06:07 PM
#34
Jaguar? I am dead.
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firedoom666
05/24/2024
06:11 PM
#35
I thought about Orchid Mantis

It would be pretty awesome to see one of those
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SauI_Goodman
05/24/2024
06:16 PM
#36
Brown Bear

Play dead
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05/24/2024
04:05 PM
#37
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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
05/24/2024
10:13 PM
#38
If I HAD chosen a real animal though...

Platyus.

...Am I Heinz Doofenshmirtz?

Because THAT will be a bad time.
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Verdekal
05/24/2024
10:20 PM
#39
A giraffe. It won't fit inside my house. Its neck breaks or I just run outside while it flails around.
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UnholyMudcrab
05/24/2024
10:24 PM
#40
Manticore

Ha, joke's on him, he's not actually real
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domranguay
05/24/2024
10:26 PM
#42
Narwhal

They beat a polar bear in a fight, so I don't think I'd win...
joaquintall
05/24/2024
11:03 PM
#43
ToucheTurtle posted...
Shark. I'm not in water so I should be fine.

I went with a barracuda, but yeah that thing will be fighting for its life in seconds, plus an inability to move around easily.
JMPzero
05/24/2024
11:07 PM
#44
Gray tree frog. I'm safe
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andri_g
05/25/2024
01:23 AM
#45
Slug. Fortunately, I can outrun it. :P
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Enclave
05/25/2024
01:27 AM
#46
I thought of my pet Corgi, doesn't matter how pissed off she is, she won't attack. She might try for a nip but one command of "Off" and she'll immediately back off.
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XxX_6GAMING9GOKU_XxX
05/25/2024
01:48 AM
#47
Platypus. I might be fucked, they have venom
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Charged151
05/25/2024
01:52 AM
#48
Deer

Maybe I could get away or get on the other side of a door indoors. About it.
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