$100,000 dollars (USD) but you get stabbed by a Morgul blade

And you become a wraith unless you can get to Rivendell fast enough to be healed by Elrond. Do you take money?

I have no I idea what any of that is

Wraith time, I guess

So I just have to make it to Kaitoke Regional Park fast enough for $100K? Might be doable but I don't know what the time limit is.

God no. Even if I get to Rivendell fast enough, the wound from a Morgul blade never heals, and I'll be feeling it for the rest of my life.

Unless I can fuck off to Valinor like Frodo, that's way too little money for a life time of suffering.

DepreceV2 posted...

I have no I idea what any of that is

Cursed sword from Lord of the Rings wielded by the Nazgl which are wraiths bound to/by magic rings that serve Sauron(More or less a Fallen Angel Demon Lord albeit one who is diminished from his former power level)

It either kills you or turns you into a lesser wraith.

Rivendell is an elf town and Elrond is one of the oldest and strongest elves. Only a handful of people in LOTR are capable of (mostly) healing such a wound and even then it had some lingering largely negative effects on victims. Some overt and some subtle. It never really entirely heals and its implied to permantely damage you on a physical and spiritual level.

LeCh0nk posted...

that's way too little money for a life time of suffering.

This was Tolkien's commentary on soldiers' lives after wartime ends

Irreparable damage, while slowly descending into a corrupted version of yourself, but you'll be somewhat above-average rich for the duration of your limited existence.

Billyionaire posted...

This was Tolkien's commentary on soldiers' lives after wartime ends

Yeah, soldiers get fucked over by the very people the give their lives for. Who'd have thunk it.