Wild orangutan observed treating wound with self-made poultice

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About 18 years ago there were reports of them using pointy sticks to spear grubs out of tree stumps. At the rate they're going they may have flying cars before we do.
Any last one-liners before I go ape on you? - Hoss Delgado
Mmm, toast some marshmallows for me too Mailman.- Chris Paul