My son is only 10 months old, but he's already half my height 0.0

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https://www.cdc.gov/growthcharts/html_charts/lenageinf.htm

3 ft is above the 97th percentile even of an infant twice his age.

Literally an ogre.
Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey
Chivalry be hanged, and so will you.