CE Confessionary - Endgame

I voted third party in 2016 and I've regretted it ever since. I thought by doing so I was protesting the crappy two candidates. Even though ultimately my county turned red overwhelmingly, I still feel like partly Trump won TX because of idiots like how I used to be.

I regret the way that I've been on CE up until now. I wish I had been less awful and tried to be more friendly. I feel like I wouldn't be wanted on the CE Altenatives when this place really does close

I have an eCrush on the moderator named Kimberly.

You're very brave for doing this.

I have a bad habit of crushing on people that show me an iota of attention ._.

I have a hard time understanding Crimsoness. She is always friendly and chatty with me when she posted on CE, but in private she always removes me from social media or ignores anything I have to say. Did I do something to her? I wish shed just tell me.

You're my silver girl harpie

I DROPPED THE SCREW IN THE TUNA!!!

OP does size matter?

I like big buts and I must tell the truth

Kimberly just has this swagger when she posts. She randomly chimes in, always with the right thing to say. And she's just all around cool.

How do I get a big butt? I feel like I remember you maybe have one of those and is it really just squats or what?? I NEED ANSWERS!

Are you a real woman or a fake one?

If she is @able, it would be her name, Kimberly. Another cool thing about her is her username being just a name.

Pororin hopes no one will know that Pororin is posting here, Pororin just wanted to say hi please accept Pororin as harpies new friends poro!

Does the soft launch of AI Harpies come with soft goth or will you not finished the soft goth software for the soft launch?

I am curious about you Poro, you gotta earn the friend title.
First: who is Poro? what is Poro? why is Poro? when is Poro? where is Poro?

It's never HOW is poro....

It's never HOW is poro....

I'm gonna cry when CE dies. Goddamn I never thought I'd get attached to the board within a few years timespan. I've been using it like a personal diary at times sorry if that has annoyed anyone though ofc they won't know who posted this hah. I've seriously been able to uncover the root cause of some mental health related stuff by typing out certain events in my life on CE and reflecting on them. I'm not being delusional. I swear to god!!!!.

im a pretty godawful person and have been for the majority of my time on CE

Any exercise or anything really that has a European country in it's name is very intimidating. Would these be hard for someone who doesn't do daily exercises?! HELP

Is it bad that my best friend is female and Im a male?

I'm crushing on a certain CEgal. >_>

I enjoy witnessing women piss their pants.

I've been cheating on my wife for the last four years. I feel awful but I think I have a sex addiction

I'm sad that i haven't made more friends on here. Been coming here for years, but depression and anxiety kept me from posting. Now I'm more willing to post just as Fandom starts to kill the site. There's lots of cool people here.

Have you played any VIDEO GAMES lately? Have you ever accidentally an entire cake? Did you ever eat a fruit and it was really good but next time you ate that fruit it wasn't as good and it left you bewildered? Can you lick your elbow with your tongue on your elbow?

I only remember the taste of human milk because I used to take sips out of my younger brother's bottle. I was a young child and didnt know better. This is why in the past Id write on CE that I 0refer human milk over animal milk. Also im lactose intolerant.

I am a left wing liberal and consider myself progressive. I've voted for Biden and will vote for him again to do my part fighting against Trump, fully support abortion, women's rights, freedom, and the empowerment movement, LGBT rights and representation, black empowerment, pro-Palestine and pro-ceasefire, freedom of religion and fighting the Christian deathgrip on America, UBI and healthcare for all, free college education for all, and much more. However, despite that, I am transphobic. I simply have not been able to come around. When it comes to transwomen, [redacted sentences explaining stance]. The thing is though, there is no way to express my feelings about this anywhere. No one would ever accept it and no one would ever actually hear me. In a way, I feel silenced. I'm not conservative, I don't want to go anywhere near those who want nothing more than to take my abortion rights away or repeal the 19th amendment. But the people I am closest to and allied with all over social media would drop me and hate me forever if I ever opened up about these feelings. There would be no talking about it, only exile. Then I'd have no one. I guess I really pulled this one from the deep inside lol. If this is against the TOS and you can't post it then I understand. But at least one person on this earth knows. Sorry you had to read this if it upset you.

I basically expect to find my account Suspended every time I load a new page.

I want to be strong. I want to be feared. I want to be powerful. Do you think after everything, however, Ruby Rose would still be my friend? I've... never had one. She can destroy me with one look from her Silver Eyes. But she is just so incredibly bold with her plans and over and over she just keeps going and going. She is annoying and frustrating but it's also a bit -- inspiring? Sometimes I wonder if me and her are cut from the same cloth, of a same kind. Perhaps in another reality, we could had been friends.

all this fuss over israel and palestine and the american far right should realistically open people's eyes that all religion is the problem. all religion, religious individuals, and religious institutions have no place

I love furry women. And don't been just like the lewd stuff like in general.

There was a typo on the furry, confession. With something like that it could give away the poster

I don't know how I am going to feel when CE finally gets the axe. I don't know if I'm going to stick around on other boards here. On the one hand, I have spent more than 20 years on this site, much of that on CE, and I have some fond memories of this board and its basically been a daily part of my routine that I'm not sure I'd know what do without. But on the other hand, I have utterly wasted so much fucking time posting on this board, and I sometimes think that I might be much better off in life if I had the willpower to just fucking leave and do stuff that is actually productive instead. I don't know why I spend so much time here. Sometimes I just go to my AMP and sort by Last Post and browse from there, or see no new posts, and then go to the board and scroll up and down and see nothing that interests me, then back to my AMP, then back to the board, and over and over. I am addicted. i should do what you are supposed to do with any addiction that is controlling more of your life than you would want it to, and try and overcome it. But no, what do I do instead? Even in the face of the impending demise of this board? I join two Discord servers and another message board site so now I have FOUR places to go to online to waste time at during my day. I don't know what is wrong with me.

NO i cannot lick my elbow but I can lick my [redacted] so that's an achievement too I think

Harpie trying to get me modded for horny posting

Harpie is however inherently sexy and that's a fact

Still wanna [redacted] a dog [REDACTED]

I have information that may lead to DToast's arrest. If I [redacted], you know what really happened.

I farted lol

Excuse me, miss. CE is always capitalized.

i confess that i am about to absolutely decimate this pint of halo top ice cream

What flavor I like the orange one

I like pineapple on pizza

I don't get the idea of people thinking their 'online persona' is separate from their 'real life self'. Your post came from you regardless if you're acting or not, so in every meaningful way that is the 'real' you.

This dude follows me around and won't leave me alone. halp

The mint one. Maybe I should try the orange one, i havent tried too many halo top flavors tbh cause they tend to be bad more often than good >.>

i confess that being single has led me closer and closer to hornyposting
i wont do it but
i am this close
i am also this .......................... drunkso Im not sure which is more powerful

I'm gonna cry when CE dies. Goddamn I never thought I'd get attached to the board within a few years timespan. I've been using it like a personal diary at times sorry if that has annoyed anyone though ofc they won't know who posted this hah. I've seriously been able to uncover the root cause of some mental health related stuff by typing out certain events in my life on CE and reflecting on them. I'm not being delusional. I swear to god!!!!.

Yeah there's some pretty bad ones. That's why I'm stuck with the orange one because I found when I liked. But that's the cost of picking out low calorie ice cream. The only other one I remember enjoying is salted caramel?

I have a crush on SBAllen

[redacted] what's your current band and cup size

respect women

Mayo is nasty

Horny post up in my DMs all you like

Oh shit I'm also playing totk again after not playing for a while. It's so FUN I love how you can [REDACTED] and they gave Link [REDACTED] bones. Heh I never said "eat".... Projecting much?? Also I'm similar with the bluebebbies, I either have them and they taste like nothing or I'm too pussy to eat them because sour. Also licking your [REDACTED] is OK but what about [REDACTED] your [REDACTED] oh yeah I'm also responding from the previous confession in which I say similar things. You are DRUNK so I don't want to startle u.

who needs to be a freak in the bed sheets when you can be a freak in the google sheets

Get a mattress already Harpie

I do got DMs but I see how it be, night night, enjoy sleep. Maybe a bed would be better then a sofa

bkdy

What do you call a crocodilian who's banned from CE? ...I dunno, I just wanted to do the gator puns again but can't think of any.

I had to reload the page thrice to get this form to work on mobile >:/ anyway, I've been thinking of making online dating profiles, but I've struggled with self-esteem issues in the past and I don't think I'd be able to deal with the inherent male dating app experience

I'm on a hunger strike until CE reopens

Fandom taking over gfaqs was the best thing to ever happen. I nut myself and smirk everytime a shitposter or well liked user gets banned and they cant return to CE anymore. Why? I dont know. I just enjoy the drama. Ive been on this site/board for almost two decades - I dont even dislike anyone, but Im glad to see them and this board go. *Munches on popcorn*

your secret is exposed. flee the country immediately

I am banned from CE and I must shitpost

i think this board deserves its fate

I know the secret of a user here that would destroy them if made public. I don't like them, but I don't hate them enough to bring it out, here or to their loved ones. Can't even hint at what it is without making it obvious. But if they ever cross the line in some way, I have that ammo ready, and it gets me hard thinking about the misery.

this pic looks fucked for some reason but I'm leaving it as god intended it to be

I've become increasingly irritable the last few years, mainly because of my parents. My dad needed 5k about 3 years, and I decided to help, but it became constant thing where he took money out of my bank account (he had access because he set it up). I initially wasn't expecting repayment but he eventually took 30-40k before I cut him off completely. Mom is becoming a increasingly annoying know-it-all racist transphobe who feels the need to lecture me on every little thing. Shit is mad annoying and I kinda avoid discussing things with her because it quickly turns into a 30 min lecture about minor things and I'm so close to telling her off. BlogFaqs Part 1

today I walked up and takes a shit

I logged into my ex's email and social media accounts a few years after we broke up. We shared our passwords while dating and they never changed them. I was extremely obsessed with them and wanted to know if they were better off without me. This experience made me realize that they truly didnt need me and I felt a mixture of relief and sadness tbh. I never did this again and Im pretty sure they got notified of the breach anyways so I wouldnt be surprised if they are now scared of me. Ive only had short-lived relationships since we broke off all those years ago and Im the main culprit of each break-up. I am extremely toxic once the early infatuation wears off but I cant help it. At the very least Ive never hurt anyone physically just emotionally. I do need to seek out therapy.

Harpie, forgive me for I have sinned.

I like Crimsoness' boobs

I'm jealous of your ability to overcome adversity. You are inspirational. Like damn I feel like such a child compared to you despite probably being a few years older. Ughh I wish I was more willing to take risks to improve my life. Well I guess I'll take the plunge and reintegrate to society very soon. like next month or at the very least before the year ends.

what do you consider as sufficient payment?

Trader Joe's is pretty cool but I feel like going there betrays my ghetto heritage.