Financially savvy people on CE. What would you do? (weird situation)

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I'd double check the fine print but at its face I'd hop on that immediately.

Even a year's worth of growth (or matching inflation) is better than nothing. If you bail after 1 year, that's still something.
Remember that I won't rest, 'til we share the same tense
Just know, to me, you're better late than never again.