my dad is the weirdest sneezer I know. first he swallows the sneeze entirely (this is quietish but you can hear it if you're really close) and then he just shouts a sound that's sorta halfway between "pew" and "poo" with basically no remnants of sneeze left in it at all
THIS IS WHAT I HATE A BOUT EVREY WEBSITE!! THERES SO MUCH PEOPLE READING AND POSTING STUIPED STUFF