I didn't think traveling could be so stressful

Current Events

I wouldn't do a road trip this day and age anyway.

1:Out of state breakdowns, gonna get hosed
2:Out of state cop pull-overs, gonna have to pay it off, even if it is predatory
3:Breakdowns, stranded
4:I don't carry a debit card!
5:Just gonna get lost anyway without your phone
6:Traffic.
7:You're just gambling at this point.
"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage