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https://x.com/sokane1/status/1781269669757776045

LOL.
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Not made with enough "lego-like precision", I guess?
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The biggest abortion of a car ever created shit is bad all he had to do was make a reg truck
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They sold fewer than 4000 trucks?

LOL.
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mystic_belmont posted...
They sold fewer than 4000 trucks?

LOL.
no thats all they could produce people still on the waiting list for that shit
LMAO, Musk apologists in shambles

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Ouch. Wish they'd focus on the 25k ev
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Not surprising. I still kinda like how dumb they look. Reminds me of a PS1 game or another from around that time.
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emblem-man posted...
Ouch. Wish they'd focus on the 25k ev
Elon cancelled that project
https://arstechnica.com/cars/2024/04/tesla-scraps-its-plan-for-a-25000-model-2-ev/
DippinSauce posted...
https://twitter.com/sokane1/status/1781269669757776045

LOL.

CADE_FOSTER posted...
Elon cancelled that project
Yeah, to focus on the self driving stuff right?
Unfortunate.
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It's fucking hilarious how the pedal can slide up and lodge itself in a little crease that seems designed to perfectly fit the pedal so it'll stay stuck at full acceleration.

How that vehicle was allowed on the roads is insane.
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Enclave posted...
It's fucking hilarious how the pedal can slide up and lodge itself in a little crease that seems designed to perfectly fit the pedal so it'll stay stuck at full acceleration.

How that vehicle was allowed on the roads is insane.

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Blows my mind on a daily basis that tesla is still a company and its stock hasn't vertically dropped to zero
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Southernfatman posted...
Not surprising. I still kinda like how dumb they look. Reminds me of a PS1 game or another from around that time.

Would've put a ps1 logo on the side window.
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Shadow_Don posted...
Blows my mind on a daily basis that tesla is still a company and its stock hasn't vertically dropped to zero
it should have cuz of elons dumb ass
It also apparently handles weather about as well as the B-2 supposedly did.

Which is to say, its (lack) of coating means it deteriorates (via rusting) if you drive it in the rain too much, or get it washed the wrong way.

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yeah thats why everyone wants it wrapped
Not something that can be fixed through an update, right?

emblem-man posted...
Ouch. Wish they'd focus on the 25k ev

This! Imagine all the market they could gain from this, but I guess the margins werent good enough for him? Cause I imagine the cost of producing these iant that different from the other models.
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I've seen one of those trucks on the road recently.
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I saw my first irl Cybertruck earlier this week. Theyre even uglier in person.
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CADE_FOSTER posted...
Elon cancelled that project
https://arstechnica.com/cars/2024/04/tesla-scraps-its-plan-for-a-25000-model-2-ev/

I know Rivian is looking into cheaper models now. Probably didn't want to get clowned on by those. lol
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Sephiroth_C_Ryu posted...
It also apparently handles weather about as well as the B-2 supposedly did.

Which is to say, its (lack) of coating means it deteriorates (via rusting) if you drive it in the rain too much, or get it washed the wrong way.
https://gizmodo.com/drive-through-car-wash-was-too- much-for-tesla-cybertruc-1851420356?_ga=2.46111136. 527277311.1713232099-1233644269.1670813474

It also just shuts down and you need to file a ticket with Tesla to perform a reboot.
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Shadow_Don posted...
Blows my mind on a daily basis that tesla is still a company and its stock hasn't vertically dropped to zero
They've sold a lot of cars. Really as simple as that
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Despite how shit the cybertruck is, part of me still kinda wants a model 3. they are so expensive though :/ theres just no good affordable EVs
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JuanCarlos1 posted...
Not something that can be fixed through an update, right?

The pedal can physically dislodge and slide up and get stuck in a little crease that's sized and positioned PERFECTLY for the pedal to slide in and jam the acceleration pedal at full acceleration.

No, a software update can't fix that.
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They used glue on one of the pieces most likely to be moved and affected by temperature differences?
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Bullet_Wing posted...
How the fuck does something like that pass quality control?
what quality control the fitment on tesla and cybertrucks is nothing at all panel gaps galore
A software update could make the rule that the accelerator being pressed all the way down for more than, say, half a second is probably an unintended input that should be ignored. Boom, problem solved.
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saw one in my city for the first time a week or two ago. thought it was ugly in pictures but seeing that thing in person? holy hell its uglier than I thought
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gigageek1500 posted...
A software update could make the rule that the accelerator being pressed all the way down for more than, say, half a second is probably an unintended input that should be ignored. Boom, problem solved.
Its still a huge problem, all that would do is avert the worst case scenario of a vehicle constantly accelerating nonstop. It's still dangerous to lose access to the accelerator inheriently
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only way to drive one is to wrap it shits butt ugly but looks better wrapped
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Rika_Furude posted...
Its still a huge problem, all that would do is avert the worst case scenario of a vehicle constantly accelerating nonstop. It's still dangerous to lose access to the accelerator inheriently
OK, then require the driver to tap out "shave and a haircut" to override. Gotta get that engineer mindset
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gigageek1500 posted...
OK, then require the driver to tap out "shave and a haircut" to override. Gotta get that engineer mindset
if only tesla had the engineer mindset boom
gigageek1500 posted...
A software update could make the rule that the accelerator being pressed all the way down for more than, say, half a second is probably an unintended input that should be ignored. Boom, problem solved.
First off, that would imply killing the motor if you were doing it deliberately for whatever reason.
Second, that's not an excuse to not fix a serious design flaw that could get you stuck on the road waiting for a towtruck, if not leaving you in the middle of a highway.
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Electric cars are still the future, but not from Tesla. Not while Musk is running their show. Dude is too focused on getting reactions (which is why he forced them to build this ugly ass shitshow of a "truck") than he is running a sound business.
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China has already overtaken Tesla around the world funny enough by stealing Teslas shit Elon is a cuck
Have they fixed the "can't wash the CyberTruck in direct sunlight" bug yet
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Well, Tony before he got the shrapnel anyway...
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Bullet_Wing posted...
How the fuck does something like that pass quality control?
That's just it, it wouldn't. Luckily Tesla doesn't really have a quality control department and thanks to legal loopholes, Elon managed to avoid having to let the government do most (all?) or the usual safety tests on the cybertruck they perform on vehicles.
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